Unca Walt
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Can sumbody mail me candies? This is fargin new...
The Original Old Farts Club
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Nice band brother! Which instrument do you play?
The earliest that I remember was a crank phone, followed by dial.
Sounds like a story there??????????
Oh yeah! Everyone had their special ring, but everyone's rang. You could hear people pick up the phone to use it and discover it was in use, as well as those that just started dialing without listening, or continued to listen in. Someone leaves their phone off the hook and the line is down. ******** cutting in and shouting epithets and denigrations.
I know I was hyper-active and cocaine had little effect on me either. Neither did cross tops.
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GW , no band here , you have me mixed up with someone else
Unca ,I would help you with the candies if and when I can..I am on the postal feces list and they are watching me in my small one horse town..I have to go a lot of miles away from here to do any business
Unca ,I would help you with the candies if and when I can..I am on the postal feces list and they are watching me in my small one horse town..I have to go a lot of miles away from here to do any business
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Ha My post office has a postal inspector that has to inspect my parcels contents before I seal them prior to shipping. He said I was on a watch list. ?
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Are you allowed to still fly?
They told me because of my knowledge and training and being a member of as Walt says it Dinged Helmet society (sort of) I can not fly on passenger planes .
I was told to hire a Lawyer to see about getting removed
Not worth it where do I need to fly too
Unca Walt
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Crazy, absolutely crazy cross-cutting, head-butting laws.
1. I live in a state where weed is legal but nobody can mail me any from another state where weed is legal.
2. I live in a state where weed is legal, but nobody IN this state can mail me weed.
3. I live in a state where -- while everyone else can buy weed in a store -- I cannot.
4. If I move, my stigma follows me... no matter what state I live in.
5. I have no criminal record of any kind.
6. I volunteered to serve my country, did so, got dinged, and lost my full citizenship.
7. ONLY GI's with PTSD can give up their homes to inspection and weapons confiscated so they can light up a doobie. I do not have PTSD. Just aches.
There It Is.
1. I live in a state where weed is legal but nobody can mail me any from another state where weed is legal.
2. I live in a state where weed is legal, but nobody IN this state can mail me weed.
3. I live in a state where -- while everyone else can buy weed in a store -- I cannot.
4. If I move, my stigma follows me... no matter what state I live in.
5. I have no criminal record of any kind.
6. I volunteered to serve my country, did so, got dinged, and lost my full citizenship.
7. ONLY GI's with PTSD can give up their homes to inspection and weapons confiscated so they can light up a doobie. I do not have PTSD. Just aches.
There It Is.
A good reason to avoid the VA where possible................... They tried to take away our second amendment rights if we got an OMMP medical marijuana license here, but we took them to the state supreme court and won.
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I served as an Army Infantryman but I am not allowed to buy or own a gun because I smoke weed. But criminals can smash and grab stores and walk away.
Good morning. Have a nice day.
Good morning. Have a nice day.
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Fricken auto correct.....wish I could turn it off
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Agreed. There is a big BUTT comin'...
Sometimes you cannot "avoid" the VA. Doesn't matter where an ole sojer goes to see a Dr.
What matters is that you MUST bring your own butt into the VA for a physical.
That's because we live in a world of fuuck joee blifdumb and doctorb Jill blidumb
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Just had a traveling nurse come by the house and check out me and Mrs Pute. Of course I brought up politics when she brought up covid. She is a L******. Subject went to tv and I said....."sure are a lot of people getting fired on CNN....she said the same thing was happening on fox....My question....WHO...her answer.....Chris Wallice.....me falling on the floor laughing....."HE IS A L**** EVERY ONE OF US WANTS HIM GONE".
Can't help myself. That is two doctors I have sparred with and WON....I though they were supposed to be smart.
Can't help myself. That is two doctors I have sparred with and WON....I though they were supposed to be smart.
Aint that the fking truth.
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I don't give 'em a chance to put me on a naughty list. I get one of those all you can stuff boxes, put the goodies in it, open a phone book, shut my eyes and put a finger on a page, and write down that poor sucker's addy and name in the return section and then the recipients addy where it's supposed to go.
I have taken packages in already sealed with no info on it (I tell 'em it's an eBay auction item that has yet to be purchased), and had them weigh it and tell me how much it will cost to ship to X. Then I load it up with stamps and drop it in the outside box.
I have taken packages in already sealed with no info on it (I tell 'em it's an eBay auction item that has yet to be purchased), and had them weigh it and tell me how much it will cost to ship to X. Then I load it up with stamps and drop it in the outside box.
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I know Hippie....I am walking the line but couldn't help myself......
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MD stands for Me Doctor.
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You're preaching to the choir, Brother Pute!
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I Was with a hooker and got caught. 
