Man Drinks One Too Many Jägerbombs, Ends Up Sleeping With Chickens
November 17, 2015
By
Joanna Fantozzi
Oregon-area police arrested an intoxicated man this past weekend on suspicion of burglary and trespassing into a chicken coop
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Don’t count your chickens before you’ve sobered up and asked yourself the question, “What am I doing here in a barnyard coop?”
No good story starts off with drinking several
Jägerbombs, we can tell you that. Jordan William Fincher was arrested in West Linn,
Oregon, this past weekend for burglary, trespassing, and criminal mischief. The intoxicated man was found in a chicken coop in the wee early morning hours this past Saturday.
His
bizarre behavior obviously ruffled some feathers, and after the man was questioned about his quirky crime, he said he only been trying "to keep the chickens warm.”
Fincher, 23, was booked on Monday, and is being held in the Clackamas County Jail, with bail set at $22,000,
according to Oregon Live.