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ROSTERMAN
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Good morning, old farts. Things got a bit sideways last night. Got my normal beer intake taken care of, got home way before dark, and tried to decide how to take care of my screaming back. Home grown bubble hash won out over big pharma.
Snuggled down under the covers and watched some spooky movies with my favorite bird. Always had it figured for a male due to its cocky/no fear attitude. Long story short, it climbed under the sheets with me, crawled up next to my back, and promptly laid an egg.
Maybe it's a male that identifies as a female?