The Original Old Farts Club

[ROSTERMAN]

I have two apple trees bro. There are only a couple apple trees that are self pollinators. If you only have one apple tree your **** out of luck without finding some pollin from another apple tree or a crab apple tree.
I take a small artist brush and swab the inside of the flower from one tree and then swab the flowers of the other tree. Bees do a pretty good job but i like to make sure while the trees are still small. If you Have any neighbors with apple tres that bloom at the same time yours does you could ask them if you could have a small limb with flowers and use it to pollinate.
Its important that if you get another apple tree make sure it blooms at the same time are your still fked.

I do have an crab apple (very small apples)

 

[WeedHopper]

Doesnt matter. Crab apple trees will pollinate any apple tree. Has nothing to do with the small apples on the crab apple. Your regular apple tree will still have the size apples its supposed too,. even if its pollinated by the crab apple.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Doesnt matter. Crab apple trees will pollinate any apple tree. Has nothing to do with the small apples on the crab apple. Your regular apple tree will still have the size apples its supposed too,. even if its pollinated by the crab apple.

No hybrids created by the cross or that would only be from the seeds created I guess?

 

[user 60606]

Couldn't see the full moon due to chem trail activity .. arseholes

 

[pute]

Whew....just finished up-potting 8 plants. Totally caught up in the grow. Walk time. Need to get back in time to give the lawn nitrogen before the storm....gonna get hammered again. I will celebrate and get hammered tonight.

 

[user 60570]

I had crabs once.

 

[pute]

I had crabs once.

You had a great solution in getting rid of them......Shaved a path down the middle of your bush, set one side on fire and stabbed the varmints with an Ice Pick when they ran to the other side.

You shouldn't have used gasoline.....idiot

 

[user 60606]

I had crabs once.

yeap, '76 .. a pair of big tit sisters

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[user 60570]

yeap, '76 .. a pair of big tit sisters

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1969 and the infestation was only under one armpit

 

[pute]

OMG, she just wore my hand out....I will sleep well tonight.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

@bigsur51
Did the one armpit smell worse than the others?
I remember when I use to crab they smelled fishy

 

[ROSTERMAN]

BIG SHOUT FOR
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WE BACK BABY
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[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

OMG, she just wore my hand out....I will sleep well tonight.

It Moved again ?

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. Looks like a slow start today. Everybody must be out on a peaceful riot. Guess I will turn the tube on and see what has been burned down overnight.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

What does Joe Know LOL

 

[Hippie420]

My dead brother Porky had a Zippo lighter that saved his life. It had a huge dent in the side, and he claimed he was dancing with a gal from Grand Blanc and one of her buffalo crabs tried to horn 'em.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[Unca Walt]

There is a way to measure, to actually quantify, your courage.

To catch a stone crab, you snorkel along until you see a hole in the sea bottom. This hole will be occupied by a creature that eats clams by picking them up with their claw and crushing the shell. TINS. No clam knife, just crunch strength

You reach you hand in and feel around (bare handed). You will feel the enormous shell of the crab, but you must be fairly quick with your move to grab the crab body and pull it out before it takes off finger or two.

Place the crab in your goodie bag. Swim along until you find another hole. Play finger roulette again.

My limit is three. After that, I just KNOW the bastage is going to take off part of my hand.

This is what they look like:

 

[ROSTERMAN]

There is a way to measure, to actually quantify, your courage.

To catch a stone crab, you snorkel along until you see a hole in the sea bottom. This hole will be occupied by a creature that eats clams by picking them up with their claw and crushing the shell. TINS. No clam knife, just crunch strength

You reach you hand in and feel around (bare handed). You will feel the enormous shell of the crab, but you must be fairly quick with your move to grab the crab body and pull it out before it takes off finger or two.

Place the crab in your goodie bag. Swim along until you find another hole. Play finger roulette again.

My limit is three. After that, I just KNOW the bastage is going to take off part of my hand.

This is what they look like:
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I found that article about @Unca Walt in the Adventure Mag I had stored in the basement.