The Original Old Farts Club

[ROSTERMAN]

I'm back home and worn out. Woke up to wind gusts to 40mph....no matter...the great white fisherman (me) won't be deterred by a little wind freezing temp and water so cold you wouldn't find your pecker for a week.

Stayed on the water as long as I could, about 3 hrs. Daumn legs started cramping and couldn't hold my place in the wind. No fish landed but got broke off twice.....just another fish story.

I need a Jacuzzi and a bowl.

Hope ya got drunk and High at least. Next time Brother

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Now you know what Hopper goes through every day of his life.

I thought he got the hoppermatic for his birthday
Its cuts it dices and it will hold ya willy too
I picture it now
Hopper of the future...................zip zip zip it will cut LOL

 

[WeedHopper]

Yall leave my pecker alone ya sick *******s.
Hippie no worries brother i got piece of leather tied to it. Much easier to find.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Yall leave my pecker alone ya sick *******s.
Hippie no worries brother i got piece of leather tied to it. Much easier to find.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[Unca Walt]

Question: Why did the cattle come back to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

 

[pute]

Good night all. I am a post toastie

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Good night all. I am a post toastie

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Gooode mawning ya'll! What a lovely new day in Pacific NW Paradise!

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. Nice day here as well..... another spring storm moving in tomorrow.

 

[Hippie420]

Cool and dreary here. Nice and warm inside.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I found a great video on TicTok it is a girl blindfolded with a guy sliding a chocolate pudding inside of it /filled watermelon with a arm size hole on both sides so arm goes all the way in and out.
Now picture him holding the melon just in front and saying OK put your hand in this , she complies with warm pudding coating her arm all the way in and out the other side.
Now unbeknownst to the woman they bring in a small pony and place it right in front of her A S S facing her hand . As he instructs her to remove her arm he quickly hides melon off to the side and has her remove her blindfold . It was Great to see her face.
Looks like she had been giving the pony an enema . Hahaha.

 

[Hippie420]

Snow flakes are falling! Started stuffing some brook trout with Semtex and heading for Colorado, but it quit. We had a deal, right Pute?

 

[yooper420]

Good morning my old fart brethren. "Wake 'n bake" time. Yesterday we got a little snow, today 70's. Bet the weatherman is telling another lie.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Yet another gaugus partially cloudy day here in the land of OR, which I plan to spend weeding the front gardens. Mostly grass that has encroached and a never ending battle..................

We tried out the Sous vide, last night on some t-bones and it turned out tasty. After cooking in the bag with seasoning and spices, we seared the outside on a hot skillet for a nice finish. Looking forward to more experimentation..............

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Yet another gaugus partially cloudy day here in the land of OR, which I plan to spend weeding the front gardens. Mostly grass that has encroached and a never ending battle..................

We tried out the Sous vide, last night on some t-bones and it turned out tasty. After cooking in the bag with seasoning and spices, we seared the outside on a hot skillet for a nice finish. Looking forward to more experimentation..............

Yummy

 

[Unca Walt]

Working on it...

 

[ROSTERMAN]

@WeedHopper
Hops You said something about pollenating your apple trees using a paint brush.
Can you explain please (I think I know but wanted to hear a proven way) I have a 6yr old Ap/tree that finally has flowers .
I want to see if I can make some apples.
Thank You

 

[pute]

Snow flakes are falling! Started stuffing some brook trout with Semtex and heading for Colorado, but it quit. We had a deal, right Pute?

Sounds great to me Hippie....we are gonna get a strong storm move through here starting about noon. Forecast to be a tree branch breaker. Gotta get my walk in early, also want to get more fertilizer down before the white stuff moves in.

 

[WeedHopper]

@WeedHopper
Hops You said something about pollenating your apple trees using a paint brush.
Can you explain please (I think I know but wanted to hear a proven way) I have a 6yr old Ap/tree that finally has flowers .
I want to see if I can make some apples.
Thank You

I have two apple trees bro. There are only a couple apple trees that are self pollinators. If you only have one apple tree your **** out of luck without finding some pollin from another apple tree or a crab apple tree.
I take a small artist brush and swab the inside of the flower from one tree and then swab the flowers of the other tree. Bees do a pretty good job but i like to make sure while the trees are still small. If you Have any neighbors with apple tres that bloom at the same time yours does you could ask them if you could have a small limb with flowers and use it to pollinate.
Its important that if you get another apple tree make sure it blooms at the same time are your still fked.