He wont even feel youOn the floor. Bend over and pick it up sweetie.
I got there 1st
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I got there 1st
I was going to say that!On the floor. Bend over and pick it up sweetie.
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I ain't fallin' for that trick three times in a row, Mr. Pottymouth!On the floor. Bend over and pick it up sweetie.
Funny fker. Damn near spit good beer out.
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I gotta get me one of these....
https://www.temu.com/1pc-front---do...&refer_page_id=10037_1733626517273_b6g6z2xk12
https://www.temu.com/1pc-front---do...&refer_page_id=10037_1733626517273_b6g6z2xk12
Seeing it is from China, I bet it has no problem making it through customs no problem.
I'm sure TEMU is getting a full Pardon too.
Hell for that matter they could send the real things, and no one would care.
I know I'd buy a few cases
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Morning old farts, foul weather here and my old body is telling me about it. Hope all had a great weekend, and have a great day today.
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I'm in the same boat, Giggy. Warm for Michigan, but wet. Every bone I've got aches, especially my hands and feet. Comes from using my hands to feed my family and standing on green concrete with 30 pounds of tools strapped around me.
Both you old farts need to take your Geritol.
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Morning everybody happy 2's-day
Topless Tuesday as well! If ya gottum, flautum!!
An old, blind Marine accidentally stumbles into an all-girl biker bar, completely unaware of his surroundings. After feeling his way to the bar, he takes a seat and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
As he settles in, he suddenly yells out, "Hey, anyone here wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The room goes dead silent.
From beside him, a deep, authoritative voice calmly responds, "Before you go any further, I think you should know a few things."
The voice continues:
1. "The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat."
2. "The bouncer is also a blonde woman."
3. "I'm a blonde, 6-foot-tall, 175-pound black belt in karate."
4. "The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter."
5. "And the lady on your other side is a blonde professional wrestler."
The room stays silent as the Marine pauses to process what he just heard.
After a moment, he chuckles softly and says, "You know what? Forget it. I don't feel like explaining the joke five times."
As he settles in, he suddenly yells out, "Hey, anyone here wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The room goes dead silent.
From beside him, a deep, authoritative voice calmly responds, "Before you go any further, I think you should know a few things."
The voice continues:
1. "The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat."
2. "The bouncer is also a blonde woman."
3. "I'm a blonde, 6-foot-tall, 175-pound black belt in karate."
4. "The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter."
5. "And the lady on your other side is a blonde professional wrestler."
The room stays silent as the Marine pauses to process what he just heard.
After a moment, he chuckles softly and says, "You know what? Forget it. I don't feel like explaining the joke five times."
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I ordered a new carbon filter last night, gonna pop some beans real soon. I can't wait to get back to growing.
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Got air conditioning on that thing?
No,,,, and it needs it bad!!!
If I cut the motorcycle out and leave just that ugly biker I'll have me a picture for my garden.
I'll bet Rosterman can photoshop it for you!If I cut the motorcycle out and leave just that ugly biker I'll have me a picture for my garden.
Well if you want a pic of my ugly ass in your garden,,, I would think you have had away to much and need to take Roundup to the garden....If I cut the motorcycle out and leave just that ugly biker I'll have me a picture for my garden.
If I cut the motorcycle out and leave just that ugly biker I'll have me a picture for my garden.
