The Original Old Farts Club

[giggy]

Morning fart smellers, I mean smart fellas and ladies. Hope all are well this morn. Been turned down by another doctor. Seems no one wants to go behind this quack that fu**ed me up. O well it will be what it will be.

 

[Hippie420]

Hippie as old as we are getting, I don't think we can ever make anything idiot proof.

Can, too! I'm having the Old Hen sew labels with my name, phone number, and address into everything I wear. Might get a tattoo, too. Maybe one of those tracker chips like they put in dogs?

 

[giggy]

Morning folks, happy fry-day.

 

[Hippie420]

I like my beer cold, and that ain't gonna be!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I like my beer cold, and that ain't gonna be!

I like my beer cold and dark, unlike those morsels that I prefer hot and light.

 

[WeedHopper]

Me wanna licky no matter how hot or cold the beer is.

 

[giggy]

Just for you @Hippie420

 

[giggy]

I like my beer cold and dark, unlike those morsels that I prefer hot and light.

I like a good dark beer myself, like a black and tan but a straight up porter is the one I look for.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I like a good dark beer myself, like a black and tan but a straight up porter is the one I look for.

I'm partial to Porters as well and Portland has a plethora of micro-breweries, but these days I usually drink about once or twice a year, and the last one was a Modelo N.egro.

PS: The censoring program doesn't like the name of the above beer and it isn't even the "N" word.

 

[giggy]

Got a suprise today, opened up my giggywatts email and George from the vault sent me a message that I won 3 auto moonrocks beans. That is the second time I won a contest from the vault, the other was 5 to 7 years ago. I just joined it a week or 2 ago and had forgot about it.

 

[giggy]

I don't drink much anymore either and if I do it is one or two.

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Blaze-one]

 

[WeedHopper]

I'm partial to Porters as well and Portland has a plethora of micro-breweries, but these days I usually drink about once or twice a year, and the last one was a Modelo N.egro.

PS: The censoring program doesn't like the name of the above beer and it isn't even the "N" word.

The censoring crap is getting on my nerves. Bout the time I got all my cuss words figured out they change it on me.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

The censoring crap is getting on my nerves. Bout the time I got all my cuss words figured out they change it on me.

The onus appears to be on us to continue to invent new ones to stay ahead of AI.

 

[WeedHopper]

Yep. I will be a cussing mother fker no matter what the ass.holes try with AI. Basturds can kiss my fking ass.

 

[WeedHopper]

Fk
Damn
S.hit
God.damnt
Pu.ssy
Titt.ies
Bullsh.it
See what I mean. I got this.

 

[Hippie420]

Where's my bar of soap.......

 

[WeedHopper]

On the floor. Bend over and pick it up sweetie.