The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

 

[Unca Walt]

dogster: I have seen this many times --
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"Now, boiled dog is greasy, I'll admit -- but downright tasty." <-- Jack Crabb (Little Big Man)

 

[RosterMan]

"Now, boiled dog is greasy, I'll admit -- but downright tasty." <-- Jack Crabb (Little Big Man)

Barbara Eden

 

[Bubba]

Now this is by any means meant as derogatory or should be misconstrued as a insult.
bless your hearts..

Southern FOLKS​

Southern FOLKS know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern FOLKS know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The creek Southern WOMEN know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern WOMEN know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern FOLKS know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern FOLKS know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Chawl'stn S'vanah Foat Wuth N'awlins Addlanna Southern WOMEN know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniform Men in tuxedos Rhett Butler Southern girls know their prime real estate: The Mall The Country Club The Beauty Salon Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins: Having bad hair and nails Having bad manners Cooking bad food Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up"a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of"yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long"directly" is, as in: "Going to town, be back directly." ("Dreckly" in my family) Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar"is not a request for the white, granular, sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'! Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between"right near"and "a right fer piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20. Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn. A Southerner knows that"fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb. Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, .... and when we're "in line", we talk to everybody! Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage. In the South,y'all is singular, all y'all is plural. Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, biscuits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and"sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk. And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her heart"... and go your own way. To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning, bless your heart! And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff.....bless your hearts, I hear they're fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language! Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah ! Now Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had been! If you're a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could

I can write about the north easier. look at the news! I can live anywhere I wish, no thankyou!

 

[joeb631a]

I can write about the north easier. look at the news! I can live anywhere I wish, no thankyou!

 

[RosterMan]

Grumble grumble grumbal

 

[joeb631a]

Grumble grumble grumbal

sounds like a song

 

[RosterMan]

 

[joeb631a]

If I only had a brain..

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Bubba]

Hey, where is Hippie? I was watching a scary movie, and I know he is a fan of these things. Not sure how I missed this one it is from 2010. " the Wolfman" with Anthony Hopkins. Very well done, just like the style of the old ones, even the Universal Logo stuff when it first starts. Follows the original well, but with modern filmmaking, soundtracks, and of course, great scenery and atmosphere. Anthony Hopkins is perfect in it!

Bubba

 

[joeb631a]

I think Toto was not given the fame she truly deserved nor the $ IMHO

 

[Bubba]

sounds like a song

Rosters created another Hit song. I cant play any musical instrument. Wish I could, but is not in my wheel house at all.

 

[joeb631a]

Hey, where is Hippie? I was watching a scary movie, and I know he is a fan of these things. Not sure how I missed this one it is from 2010. " the Wolfman" with Anthony Hopkins. Very well done, just like the style of the old ones, even the Universal Logo stuff when it first starts. Follows the original well, but with modern filmmaking, soundtracks, and of course, great scenery and atmosphere. Anthony Hopkins is perfect in it!

Bubba

possibly eating rice and fava beans

 

[joeb631a]

Rosters created another Hit song. I cant play any musical instrument. Wish I could, but is not in my wheel house at all.

he's like that

 

[Bubba]

I think Toto was not given the fame she truly deserved nor the $ IMHO

Dorothy probably got all the money. Jed Clampett almost got the part of tin woodsman, but had silver makeup reaction. he was the only one that made any money on the Beverly Hillbillies. His contract included residuals. Smart negotiator.

 

[Bubba]

possibly eating rice and fava beans

Good combo, beans for gas, yet the rice prevents the hersey squirt from rearing its ugly head!

 

[joeb631a]

Dorothy probably got all the money. Jed Clampett almost got that part, but had silver makeup reaction. he was the only one that made any money on the Beverly Hillbillies. His contract included residuals. Smart negotiator.

I liked Ellie May

 

[Bubba]

I think Toto was not given the fame she truly deserved nor the $ IMHO

Nor the cat Marlon Brando held in the Godfather. It was a stray that hung out/lived on the set.

Bubba

 

[RosterMan]

Hey, where is Hippie? I was watching a scary movie, and I know he is a fan of these things. Not sure how I missed this one it is from 2010. " the Wolfman" with Anthony Hopkins. Very well done, just like the style of the old ones, even the Universal Logo stuff when it first starts. Follows the original well, but with modern filmmaking, soundtracks, and of course, great scenery and atmosphere. Anthony Hopkins is perfect in it!

Bubba

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