joeb631a
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The Original Old Farts Club
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
I'm thinking she should have already known. Must be a Virgin.
joeb631a
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they all say thatI'm thinking she should have already known. Must be a Virgin.
Those are also ground spiders that hunt/stalk rather than webs. Had those years ago when I lived next to a large field.
Much larger, hairier and also very fast!
Bubba
I am not eating a opossum. Ever seen one crawl out of a dead cows azz? I have eaten a raccoon before. Southern thing. They even have **** dogs to tree them.
Bubba
NewbOldster
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Did you know than an adult raccoon can drown or gut a 120 pound **** dog?
Not from the top of a tree with a .22 slug in his head. I've heard of that talk about raccoons and **** dog. I do not know of a single account of that from anyone I knew, **** lost every time!
Bubba
I don't eat organs or reptiles. We think of opossum as gross to eat, but we sure don't mind chickens, who are extra nasty.
Bubba
NewbOldster
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Well, I read it on "UrbanLegends.com" on the internets, so IT MUST BE TRUE!
NewbOldster
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We raised rabbits for a while, and we had cows and pigs for years, but dad would never bring chickens onto our property.
Yes...they are nasty. But they sure do taste good!
Oh, a possum or raccoon can be fierce, and possibly rabid. I just never saw it happen, of course I never saw a fair fight between them!
Basically they tree the raccoon and then raise Cain barking until you come and shoot it.
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knock ‘em out John!
NewbOldster
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I've been hearing those stories all my life, and take them with a grain of salt, but my uncle worked for a guy that had one in a huge cage - I walked past the cage once and that thing reached out and grabbed hold of my wedding ring with one paw.
I thought I'd never get it to let go...it was amazingly strong for its relative small size (compared to me).
It kept trying to pull my hand toward the cage bars. I know for a fact they can mess up a house if caught inside with no way out. I'll never trust one.
NewbOldster
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Jerry Clower is AWESOME!
They have, in fact an opposable thumb and can grab stuff just like a primate. Don't keep joints in your pocket.
Bubba
What's the knife for?
