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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
 
Not from the top of a tree with a .22 slug in his head. I've heard of that talk about raccoons and coon dog. I do not know of a single account of that from anyone I knew, coon lost every time!

Bubba
Well, I read it on "UrbanLegends.com" on the internets, so IT MUST BE TRUE!
 
I don't eat organs or reptiles. We think of opossum as gross to eat, but we sure don't mind chickens, who are extra nasty.

Bubba
We raised rabbits for a while, and we had cows and pigs for years, but dad would never bring chickens onto our property.
Yes...they are nasty. But they sure do taste good!
 
Well, I read it on "UrbanLegends.com" on the internets, so IT MUST BE TRUE!
Oh, a possum or raccoon can be fierce, and possibly rabid. I just never saw it happen, of course I never saw a fair fight between them!

Basically they tree the raccoon and then raise Cain barking until you come and shoot it.

Bubba
 
Oh, a possum or raccoon can be fierce, and possibly rabid. I just never saw it happen, of course I never saw a fair fight between them!

Basically they tree the raccoon and then raise Cain barking until you come and shoot it.

Bubba
I've been hearing those stories all my life, and take them with a grain of salt, but my uncle worked for a guy that had one in a huge cage - I walked past the cage once and that thing reached out and grabbed hold of my wedding ring with one paw.
I thought I'd never get it to let go...it was amazingly strong for its relative small size (compared to me).
It kept trying to pull my hand toward the cage bars. I know for a fact they can mess up a house if caught inside with no way out. I'll never trust one.
 
I've been hearing those stories all my life, and take them with a grain of salt, but my uncle worked for a guy that had one in a huge cage - I walked past the cage once and that thing reached out and grabbed hold of my wedding ring with one paw.
I thought I'd never get it to let go...it was amazingly strong for its relative small size (compared to me).
It kept trying to pull my hand toward the cage bars. I know for a fact they can mess up a house if caught inside with no way out. I'll never trust one.
They have, in fact an opposable thumb and can grab stuff just like a primate. Don't keep joints in your pocket.

Bubba
 

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