The Original Old Farts Club

[dogster]

Animals can actually pick up on magnetic disturbances in the air
I bet he could sense the galvanic effects emanating off the magnet.

I bet he thought it was a snickers bar.
I am just glad it didn't give me herpes........that's a thing in Fl. monkeys with herpes

 

[boo]

I bet he thought it was a snickers bar.
I am just glad it didn't give me herpes........that's a thing in Fl. monkeys with herpes

it's not just the monkeys that herpes down here...we have indiginous folks spreading that shiit around...

 

[user 60570]

I got into a fight with a spider monkey over a magnet in my pocket when I was 7.
Monkey strength is real yo that little ***** whipped me six ways to sunday,stole my magnet and I had to get rabies shots.
My Mom yelled at me like that **** was my doing.

where the hell were you that there was spider monkeys around?

 

[user 60570]

I had a horseshoe magnet in my shirt pocket and I pushed its hand away..........it wasn't playing that shizz.

just curious , but do you always carry around a horseshoe magnet?….

 

[pute]

Smoking Lemon Betty, sipping vodka and grilling dinner...life is good.

 

[dogster]

Lake maggiore nature trail and wild animal attraction.......... old school fl.
I often carry all kinds of **** most people would call odd.

 

[RosterMan]

Lake maggiore nature trail and wild animal attraction.......... old school fl.
I often carry all kinds of **** most people would call odd.

Do you remember the Miami Serpentarium

 

[dogster]

Do you remember the Miami Serpentarium

I used to sell them venomous snakes.
Bill was a ****** wild man!

 

[RosterMan]

The Doc there would milk a king cobra everyday at 12pm
He let me help him once.

 

[dogster]

The Doc there would milk a king cobra everyday at 12pm
He let me help him once.

Bill was a stud and one hell of a inspiration to me.

 

[Hippie420]

I was down somewhere close to St. Cloud a hundred years ago, and the Old Hen and I went to a serpentarium. I asked the guy if they had any Scarlet King snakes. He said they were fairly rare down there and that he didn't have any to sell. He offered me a Coral snake for something like ten bucks. I mentioned the fact that they were venomous. He laughed and said the only way you'll get bit is if you stick a cigarette cherry on 'em. To prove his point he reached into a tank with at least 50 little ones (probably 8" long) and grabbed 'em up like you would a handful of night crawlers. I looked at the wife and she gave me the biggest NO look I've ever seen on her face and eyes. I passed.

 

[joeb631a]

I was down somewhere close to St. Cloud a hundred years ago, and the Old Hen and I went to a serpentarium. I asked the guy if they had any Scarlet King snakes. He said they were fairly rare down there and that he didn't have any to sell. He offered me a Coral snake for something like ten bucks. I mentioned the fact that they were venomous. He laughed and said the only way you'll get bit is if you stick a cigarette cherry on 'em. To prove his point he reached into a tank with at least 50 little ones (probably 8" long) and grabbed 'em up like you would a handful of night crawlers. I looked at the wife and she gave me the biggest NO look I've ever seen on her face and eyes. I passed.

Obviously you never seen this movie for petes sake..
Use Discretion Brother Discretion...

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

it's not just the monkeys that herpes down here...we have indiginous folks spreading that shiit around...

Unlike love, herpes is forever..........................

 

[dogster]

Apparently they have a pill for the herpes now..........modern marvels abound.
Coconut oils kicking in all warm and fuzzy.

 

[Unca Walt]

This guy is the fastest -- he is being held at gunpoint both in front and in the back.

It's only a coupla seconds, but I guarantee you will watch it several times to see all the moves in a fraction of a second.

 

[RosterMan]

Bill was a stud and one hell of a inspiration to me.

He lived until 100 died in 2011, he wanted to train me as his apprentice when I lived in Ft Myers, My Mom and he were good friends, I spent many a day at his complex before they built the Big building.
Cool Guy, another no schooling super smart guy.
He gave himself snake venom shots from around the world and lived. (Small doses to build his system against it, It worked, I believe a black mamba got him one day
He went to hospital they said yep a snake bite, he walked out a few hours later that same day.

 

[RosterMan]

I was down somewhere close to St. Cloud a hundred years ago, and the Old Hen and I went to a serpentarium. I asked the guy if they had any Scarlet King snakes. He said they were fairly rare down there and that he didn't have any to sell. He offered me a Coral snake for something like ten bucks. I mentioned the fact that they were venomous. He laughed and said the only way you'll get bit is if you stick a cigarette cherry on 'em. To prove his point he reached into a tank with at least 50 little ones (probably 8" long) and grabbed 'em up like you would a handful of night crawlers. I looked at the wife and she gave me the biggest NO look I've ever seen on her face and eyes. I passed.

That had to be Bill

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Hippie420]

I remember that guy. I do believe you are right on the Mamba. Mean business snake.

 

[RosterMan]

I was down somewhere close to St. Cloud a hundred years ago, and the Old Hen and I went to a serpentarium. I asked the guy if they had any Scarlet King snakes. He said they were fairly rare down there and that he didn't have any to sell. He offered me a Coral snake for something like ten bucks. I mentioned the fact that they were venomous. He laughed and said the only way you'll get bit is if you stick a cigarette cherry on 'em. To prove his point he reached into a tank with at least 50 little ones (probably 8" long) and grabbed 'em up like you would a handful of night crawlers. I looked at the wife and she gave me the biggest NO look I've ever seen on her face and eyes. I passed.