The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

I am at the age where I realize that most of my boyish good looks have or are wading away. Most young women won't give a old man the time of day or a drink of water if they were dying in the desert of thirst. The only thing some old men have is power of the empires they have made and fortunes accumulated .
Now if you have money and power , one can still get YOUNG but it will cost them.
GoldBrickers are Real.......................

I found if you got good pot ,great music can make them laugh and not act like a DB they still come around...

 

[joeb631a]

A woman is a thing of beauty no matter how she is born
No need to mess up what the Lord has made.

agreed

 

[user 60570]

study this map , we will have a quiz after lunch

 

[joeb631a]

In honor of Michaelangelo .The original ninja turtle.

 

[joeb631a]

study this map , we will have a quiz after lunch




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ok ,lunch but in whose time?

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Happy Summer fellow rasty old farts and kindly fartesses! Let he joy begin!

 

[user 60570]

ok ,lunch but in whose time?

notice how big Africa is

 

[Unca Walt]

notice how big Africa is

The place where that projection is worst is Greenland. Bigger than South America.

 

[Africanna]

notice how big Africa is

Very beeg

 

[RosterMan]

you may be on to something there Bub



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Looks like the dude from Animal House when they made the Tank to drive in parade.

you would not travel too

Very beeg

Are there places you would not travel too

 

[Unca Walt]

What a crazy day. My Scottish Witch went out shopping for a small rug. While she was at JC Penney's, she wandered over to the pocketbook section.

No matter what pockybook she gets, she eventually gets annoyed with it becuz it is stuffed full. But she does not want a larger one... she just wants one that is the same size but holds more.

Yeah. I know.

Anyway, she has a special pocket she likes for her phone.

Bottom line: She comes home three hours later, and we are sitting and talking and I mentioned her phone. She looks around, no phone. So we called her phone on our house phone to get the ring. No ring.

My very darling goes Scottish Crazy. Bottom-bottom line, I hadda go twenty miles with her back to civilization to wander through the giant JC Penney's. She was so rattled, she could not remember how she got to the pocketbook section.

We found it. Twenty minutes of her searching pocketbooks (there were hundred or more) and she found her phone stashed in one of them in a sekrit pocket she was testing !!! but forgot it was in there when she went to the next one.

.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

What a crazy day. My Scottish Witch went out shopping for a small rug. While she was at JC Penney's, she wandered over to the pocketbook section.

No matter what pockybook she gets, she eventually gets annoyed with it becuz it is stuffed full. But she does not want a larger one... she just wants one that is the same size but holds more.

Yeah. I know.

Anyway, she has a special pocket she likes for her phone.

Bottom line: She comes home three hours later, and we are sitting and talking and I mentioned her phone. She looks around, no phone. So we called her phone on our house phone to get the ring. No ring.

My very darling goes Scottish Crazy. Bottom-bottom line, I hadda go twenty miles with her back to civilization to wander through the giant JC Penney's. She was so rattled, she could not remember how she got to the pocketbook section.

We found it. Twenty minutes of her searching pocketbooks (there were hundred or more) and she found her phone stashed in one of them in a sekrit pocket she was testing !!! but forgot it was in there when she went to the next one.

.

I can feel her heart pumping now. Stuff like that is not good for the ticker. I’m glad she found her phone and I’m sure you were a smart man and sympathized with her…

 

[joeb631a]

notice how big Africa is

Yes I do VERY

 

[pute]

Well, I'm fked. Just had a major hail storm move through. Wind was blowing so hard I couldn't get a tarp down to protect the garden. Got most of the flower pots in but everything left out got ....... well let me see what is left. Was coming down so hard the my bathroom got flooded along with the kitchen and any window facing the west had water coming through.

Gonna go out and look around.

 

[pute]

Everything is beat to the ground. FK!

 

[joeb631a]

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Everything is beat to the ground. FK!

So sorry that sux....

 

[BudSniffer]

Aw man, so sorry pute...Our weather's been so crazy, my tomatoes and peppers have only been in the ground about two weeks. Usually I plant most stuff about the 2nd-3rd week of April...but it's been colder than normal, windy, and going to high 80's next week....we have only been in the 70's for a bit now. It took my sweet potato slips forever to finally start growing.

 

[user 60570]

just think how that feels when it is 49 cannabis plants

gone from 49 to 4 in 5 minutes

 

[pute]

This happens here every 5 or six years...you know that as well Big. We just got hit again. The main stems of the maters are still unbroken so there is hope.

But, had minor flooding and half the house is dark. Been one heII of a day.

 

[Africanna]

just think how that feels when it is 49 cannabis plants

gone from 49 to 4 in 5 minutes

Lousy