The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Mr Mustard was bad as-s

Maxwell was on another level


Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa, oa, oa, oan?"

But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o"

But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

P. C. Thirty-one said, "We caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
(Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them
So, o, o, o

But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead

Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Silver hammer man

You singing along big?

 

[user 60570]

You singing along big?

doesnt everyone?


have some lemonade!

 

[joeb631a]

genius
I remember when I first saw " Early Plumbers" I cut it out and saved it..

 

[user 60606]

love chocolate ..

 

[user 60570]

 

[Unca Walt]

Jeez. Been here an hour and it is still only 4.30.

 

[Unca Walt]

Happy Doggie gets turned loose -- sound:

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Good morning olden days brothers and sisterwomen! Let the joy begin!

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Good morning folks. Have a clear day today so plan to go get some soil to plant the two other plants outside that have been waiting patiently for their new 25 gallon pots. The two I put in the ground last week are doing well and seem to like their partly shaded spot. Hopefully they will have enough sun during the day to grow well there as my yard is mostly shade with sunlight passing thru a few times a day.
hope everyone has a good day and is feeling well

 

[Unca Walt]

I just saw a first ever inna world thing.

I've got a large flattish birdbath dish outside. There's a fargin squirrel taking a fargin bath in it. Splashing around, clearly playing.

Never heard of such a thing. Anybody here know anything like this?

 

[SubmarineGirl]

 

[boo]

Good morning peoples

 

[user 60570]

the only thing good about waking up with a headache is when it goes away

i am almost there

a chilly 42 here this morning and going up to 64

i am gonna attempt to cut de grass today and wear a beret so i look cool , like a French man , i will mow de lawn

 

[RosterMan]

Good morning peoples

Sorry Boo I can not be nice anymore
It hurts my rep as a mean old *******,

 

[RosterMan]

the only thing good about waking up with a headache is when it goes away

i am almost there

a chilly 42 here this morning and going up to 64

i am gonna attempt to cut de grass today and wear a beret so i look cool , like a French man , i will mow de lawn

Wear Horns and be a french Hornyman

 

[user 60570]

Anyone down for a Second Cup of coffee?


no extra charge for cream and sugar

 

[RosterMan]

For $19.95 a day I reserve her for a month

 

[user 60570]

For $19.95 a day I reserve her for a month

that is only $618.45 for the entire month

i doubt she would hire out for one night for that amount let alone a month

may i suggest some skanks down at the bus station?

 

[RosterMan]

that is only $618.45 for the entire month

i doubt she would hire out for one night for that amount let alone a month

may i suggest some skanks down at the bus station?

Yes , I was wondering How a Master Pimp like you was able to afford to do so.......