Here I am telling you about myself and you make fun of me
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Yeah i would never lie about such things. 
Did you keep all the medals or melt them down to make bulletsI walked uphill in the snow both ways when i was 2 yrs old to a one-room school house. I skipped crawling and went to walking because I didn't have time to waste with the crawling crap. I plowed the fields with my toes being pulled my a wild wolf that was my pet. We couldn't afford a mule. I ate tree bark because we couldn't afford bacon. By the time I was 7yrs old I was in the Army and had already got a metal for bravery for being a tunnel rat. Got blown up 3 times but I just stuffed dirt it my wounds and kept going.
I know all about your childhoodYeah i would never lie about such things.
And I am sorry you had it so hard, But hey you almost turned out normal.
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I made a living picking fly s-hit out of pepper. Bet you can't do that Roster.
I used the sharpnel for weights for diving when i became a Navy Seal at 10yrs old.
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Here I sit, mellow as a cat. Was outside, reading again, and hit/bagging some of @boo's Finest. lalalalalala
Got called in by the Red Witch becuz Fancy Pants was pecking at the back door wanting breakfast.
So I brought my foldy-chair around back, got some Social Tea biscuits (stale) and crumbled up a bunch of them. Dropped some, and held the rest in the palm of my hand as I went back to reading. Thirty seconds later, peck-peck goes my wild birdie-buddy picking up crumbled cracker bits from my palm.
Life is good, hadda come inside after a while, though: Brilliant sunshine, not a breath of a breeze, and 80F in the shade. Great for fishin', not so much for readin'.
Heck no we were so poor the shit was most of the pepper we used
Walt thats a boring story. Did you not read the last several post?
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There goes Weedie agin, swipin' from my autobiography...I walked uphill in the snow both ways when i was 2 yrs old to a one-room school house. I skipped crawling and went to walking because I didn't have time to waste with the crawling crap. I plowed the fields with my toes being pulled my a wild wolf that was my pet. We couldn't afford a mule. I ate tree bark because we couldn't afford bacon. By the time I was 7yrs old I was in the Army and had already got a metal for bravery for being a tunnel rat. Got blown up 3 times but I just stuffed dirt it my wounds and kept going.
I dig you roster, just can’t get to your level sometimes. I guess I’m just not over the top like you but nobody is saying that’s bad or good so don’t have a hissy over it…
Im sorry Walt but i needed some kind of story cause Roster was out doing me.There goes Weedie agin, swipin' from my autobiography...
There goes Weedie agin, swipin' from my autobiography...
Plagiarism at it's finest
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We were so poor, on Thanksgiving, my parents would send me over to the neighbor's house to borrow the turkey for a half-hour.
Believe me Gal you would never be able to cause a Hissy in me.
Maybe something else but never a hissy
We were only allowed to smell through the screened window while standing in 4 ft of snow barefooted
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Getting deep in here. Let's all take a cold shower.....
Dont have a Hissy fit
I’ll stop Pute. Sorry
