The Original Old Farts Club

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Truth is My pop left home when I was 7 , mom could not do it all alone 7 kids and I had to step up
I was cutting the yard at 8 and working on cars by 10 or so.
I was forced to learn as much as I could to help keep the house and family running.
That's why........
 
I had many friends who were rich and use to fix things for their Moms too
Lonely housewives can be very generous and give great rewards for simple things like changing a door knob. 20 mins and ................................
Lonely housewives? Oh brother. You are getting ready for the next zone again I can tell. That’s usually when my doobie break is over…
 
I walked uphill in the snow both ways when i was 2 yrs old to a one-room school house. I skipped crawling and went to walking because I didn't have time to waste with the crawling crap. I plowed the fields with my toes being pulled my a wild wolf that was my pet. We couldn't afford a mule. I ate tree bark because we couldn't afford bacon. By the time I was 7yrs old I was in the Army and had already got a metal for bravery for being a tunnel rat. Got blown up 3 times but I just stuffed dirt it my wounds and kept going. 😁
 
I walked uphill in the snow both ways when i was 2 yrs old. I skipped crawling and went to walking. I plowed the fields with my toes being pulled my a wild wolf that was my pet. We couldn't afford a mule. I ate tree bark because we couldn't afford bacon.
I know how Fuccked up you are so I am sure you are telling the truth
 

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