Merry Christmas. Happy new year.

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Merry Christmas to all my stoner friends.😁
My ass got woke up by a cramp in my calf. Had me jumping out of bed to stretch the fker. Damn that s.hit hurts.🤪
Thanks Santa for the fking present, ass.hole.😏
OMG Jack Black appeared last night and asked me if I wanted a wish….any wish and I thought wouldn’t it be nice if WeedHopper got a cramp in his calf for Christmas!

Cant believe it worked
 
I picked up your slack and did the nasty with his toothbrush.
At first I was like…yeah if I was in jail this would be my cellmate. Then I thought about it and one thing is certain in life.

That sooner or later I piss everyone off. And there hanging in our cell would be my lilly white toothbrush
 

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