Island Of Misfits

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[Bubba]

Found this very interesting. Always loved this dude. Funny as fk but a good guy.

As Deputy Barney Fife, he was so inept he had to carry his bullet in his pocket...all though he was a non-combatant during World War ll. Knotts became a highly-decorated soldier before leaving the military. The Army awarded Knotts multiple accolades including the World War II Victory Medal, Asiatic-Pacific Campaign Medal, a Marksmanship Badge, and an Honorable Service Lapel Button. Don Knotts was born in 1924.
We salute you.
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In his later years, he would often be on the dinner theatre circuit. He came to a place here playing Henry Fonda's part in the original. On Golden Pond. When the scene came where he has a heart attack, he was so feeble people thought he really keeled over!

That show, Andy of Mayberry was always one of my favorites, true Americana.

Bubba

 

[Unca Walt]

You know what they say about Redheads!
How do you know when you have satisfied a Redhead?
When She unties you ...

Quit givin' away my sekrit stuff!

 

[Bubba]

That's a big one! I have a worthless neighbor behind me who's yard is nothing but 8 foot tall weeds. I am constantly battling the little bass turds than come over from his "yard". I've imagined lighting a fire at the edge when I got a good east wind.

Oh now, that's tiny. I've seen rats so big you would mistake them for a big fat possum!

Bubba

 

[Unca Walt]

Just wait it will get better the spin casting Lic is 5Xs the cost of a fly rod one in most states

And There It Is, as we useta say.

Know what mine cost (in total)? (*snork*) (*snuck*) Every dang year? (*snigger*)

 

[Bubba]

Anyone else having a hard time finding the little brass metal things that go into the flashy boom sticks?

Not for years. I'm set up to produce all the ammo I can use. Back in '08, I bought a new 9mm, took 2 months to find Winchester white box! Never never again.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

We'll let Unca's Channeler, Alfie, take over to explain the latest gaffe at Chateau Sneakydicker:

Alfie: "So I popped out of an oozer after a pig's ear that took my last smash... spied a connaught ranger on the boulevard. I takes a dekko, no bogies -- except a greenie sittin' on a jampot. When the spark hit the mark, I used me fork to blag him. How was I to know the greenie was a grass?!"

Up the meds, up the meds!!!! Ekkkkk!

Bubba

 

[Unca Walt]

Up the meds, up the meds!!!! Ekkkkk!

Bubba

I speak five languages: Cockney, Suthrin, Toffeenose, Spanglish, and (*shudder*) Canuckistanian.

 

[Bubba]

Here's one that will warm them thar cockles hangin' offa your heart. Like Old Lodgeskins, my heart SOARS like a hawk!

Close one! She barely, just barely got that round off in time. The average person can close 21 ft. and deliver a fatal stab wound in 3 seconds. If she had the safety on or had to put one in the chamber she would have been in trouble

I saw a demonstration, without one in the chamber, and these were experienced guys.

"Attacker" from 21 ft. got them everytime, until a "drop to your back as you draw...now attackers line is redirected down, giving plenty of time to draw rack and fire.

Myself, always one in chamber, safety off. Looks like she may have had it in her hand, quick reactions include getting past the realization you are going to have to shoot this attacker and do so.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

I like putting it in slow motion so i can really enjoy it

You can also expand the video larger for closer look. Still can't tell if it was in her hand the whole time. Be aware of your surroundings.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

are you guys gonna get a room...

Or a tent at least...

 

[Bubba]

I always had the hots for Olive Oyl

Oh, your true love was Alice the Goon, from goon island. Not on many episodes.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

Never thought of that, but if no one takes the fish by releasing them does that not do the same thing. More adult fish to have more fry in the wild.

They want the revenue.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

Looks like calamari to me !

Ahaa! Another one who prepares calimari from the WHOLE calimari! Once you get that hard snout thing out it's easy.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

I speak five languages: Cockney, Suthrin, Toffeenose, Spanglish, and (*shudder*) Canuckistanian.

Wow. He admitted to the dialect of the great white north! I've been boneing up by watching The Trailer Park Boys...."sooooory"

Bubba

 

[joeb631a]

Oh, your true love was Alice the Goon, from goon island. Not on many episodes.

Bubba

I just dont kiss and tell ,sorry ...!

 

[Bubba]

I just dont kiss and tell ,sorry ...!

It was an odd character, never spoke, they just played goofy sounds

Bubba

 

[boo]

page 666, oh boy...what a way to begin the day with the mark of the beast...

 

[Hippie420]

Miss Layla got lucky and scored eight tennis balls in the park for her HS buddies.

Next time I head out into the deep woods, I'm gonna put one in my back pocket and tell the Old Hen that if I don't show up in a week, get ahold of GW and his dog.

In his later years, he would often be on the dinner theatre circuit. He came to a place here playing Henry Fonda's part in the original. On Golden Pond. When the scene came where he has a heart attack, he was so feeble people thought he really keeled over!

That show, Andy of Mayberry was always one of my favorites, true Americana.

Bubba

Knotts's married my first big dope connect's sister somewhere around '70.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Next time I head out into the deep woods, I'm gonna put one in my back pocket and tell the Old Hen that if I don't show up in a week, get ahold of GW and his dog.

Knotts's married my first big dope connect's sister somewhere around '70.

Good idea! I wondered why I couldn't successfully hide a tennis ball from any of my pups and then I smelled one myself. They are actually pretty pungent!