Island Of Misfits

[ROSTERMAN]

Here comes Walt

 

[pute]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Im about to have a few lite beers and vape some sweet ambrosia

 

[ROSTERMAN]

My feet stink today

 

[ROSTERMAN]

They smell kinda like ones own farts not really stinky to me but man there is a smell

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Anymore word on Motor

 

[pute]

More information than I need but thank you aI promise to never borrow your socks.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Im out Boo will be Happy

@boo Feel Better Bro
I hope to wake you early and hope for a good mood

 

[pute]

Howling at the moon, good night

 

[Unca Walt]

I have just a few nurses' gloves I'll have to buy some more.

Ya don't need gloves. Jeez. It's a fargin skin-penetrating pain-relieving ointment.

Do you wear gloves putting on lipstick? Don't get the lipstick in your eyes...

 

[Unca Walt]

Probably gonna come back with some mean dudes and rob ya now

Not a chance. Baiting is illegal in this area.

 

[Unca Walt]

More information than I need but thank you aI promise to never borrow your socks.

Hey, pute... Doan go knockin' my pal Rosty's method. That's how he makes his tea: He boils his socks.

When he is feeling like a real high, he sometimes throws in his underwear. That is tricky, because if it gets too concentrated, it detonates like the meth lab did that he had in the attic next to his child-mummy collection.

 

[Unca Walt]

Now that we are on the subject of house-robberies, etc. -- Found out that demographically, houses with American flags flying outside have a 74% less chance of house invasion.

The flags are seen as warning signs to crooks, and they stay away from them big time.

LATE EDIT ADD: That is NOT the reason I have a flag out on the road. BTW: That is Fancy Pants. He wuz borned on my place, and has lived here with the brother, Beau, for 18 years.

When I go outside, he sorta elegantly follows me around. Very tame.

 

[Unca Walt]

Rosty has stirred my ambition. Anybody here have a M-1 Garand?

If you want to waste ammo, but make a helluva racket, here is a picture that explains exactly how to make your Garand into full-auto. Pull the ring and hold it back:

 

[ness]

Morning Walt, I have no idea what I want to do to start this day. I Quess that calls for a bowl.

 

[Unca Walt]

Keeping the count going here (Mean Misfits is burgeoning), I gotta point out that when I tooken my bringumhome SKS out back and blasted a pie plate... The fargin Rooshian bullets made SQUARE holes. Lookit:

 

[Unca Walt]

So when I got my Big Boar oink-hunting monster .58 caliber (shoots 555-gr bullets) this is what happened to the next pie plate... a tad over 2" hole in it:

You doan wanna git shot wiv that big sunuvabitch. I shot a deer with it, and it killed, skinned, and cooked it with one shot. Well... It killed it, anyway. It hit the deer, which just dropped on the spot and never moved. BANGplop.

 

[Unca Walt]

And Then... These are two bullets that have killed hogs. The "tiny" one is a 30.06 165gr Spitzer (about the biggest 30.06 bullet). The monster one (yes, it has expanded to MORE than an inch across) is the 555gr slug that came from my black powder Big Boar rifle.

Note how the 30.06 has lost a lot of mass. The cannon shell Big Boar bullet is whole.

 

[Unca Walt]

Staying on topic, here is a biggie. Note the distance betwixt the fangs on this buzzer is about the length of a pocketknife blade... EEK EEK:

 

[Unca Walt]

dam

OK -- Now for something completely different. God bless Floriduh: