Island Of Misfits

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Notice his eyes LOL

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Anyone else enjoy a Good Cigar still?

 

[ROSTERMAN]

OK believe it or not , I don't think I have every tried a Blunt and I have smoked a few cigars in my day, added to the bucket list.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I played with graphic arts before my accident
Wish I had my old graphic software

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

GW I got ya beat, I had to have a Female Proctologist and her female nurse spread my cheeks so she could digitally examine my anus due to a suspicious lump my GP found while he was doing the prostrate sweep. Man was that interesting, and they both were cute and much younger than me. Well excuse me if I stand at attention comes to mind. The twirling inside made me all excited LOL

Was the lump a dead gerbil or other foreign object?

No more fingers for me , not since the last one which was done by a female nurse practitioner who spent 10 years as a nurse at a prison before she went to work at the VA.... it was just her and me in the exam room which I found strange and a little exciting.....we had a great time butt from now on it is the **** on a stick test

My doctors stopped using fecal exams a few years back, but I get colonoscopies, and have another one due this year.

My PSA is so low that my doc doesn't do the finger up the dirt road on me. Also didn't check me for a hernia this year. I am fine with that....but probably should be done. @Big, does the stick test also serve as a substitute for a colonoscopy?

My PSA has always run in the upper limits, especially if I've recently gotten lucky, and I've had to do retest several times. I'm sure I would know if I had a hernia or lumps on my testicles, so could skip those tests, but do have enlarged prostates and a family history of prostate cancer so need them checked for lumps.

You guys really impress me with how you cope with all the recycled and second-hand parts youse gotta use to get around. Tattered Ole Woof walks into the Dr.s Office: "Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"

Except for my wizened face, my wounds and scars don't show until ah git naked, and my beard covers the worst of my face after the cosmetic surgery.

58F @ 83% RH, clear and gaugus with 5 mph wind and predicted to reach 82F with good air quality.

Had my first annual with a female doctor and except for the lab tests, everything went well, including the testicular, hernia, and prostate exams. I'm going to drop off a blood sample at the lab this morning. She had a quick gentle touch with the jewels and took her time with the prostates, but had small fingers and trimmed nails.

I also had the afternoon appointment with my dentist, for a temporary fix so I can eat and took the rest of the day off to nap and read.

I had to dig out my old Kindle, as I somehow lost the one I got the last time I lost the old one.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

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Notice his eyes LOL
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99.99%

 

[ROSTERMAN]

99.99%

You can make 100% but will change as soon as exposed to air Correct?
If you have the right equipment which I bet you do.
Alcohol that is not THC

 

[Bubba]

Last couple times they had me use miralax. Powder, mix in two 16 oz Gatorade. Wasn't bad.

Plus make dam sure they are going to use it that stuff that killed Michael Jackson, Prophalol or something like that. Nice nap, wake up, feel great, go out to eat.

The old stuff, it was an all day and night hangover.

Bubba

One other note on miralax....shortly after consumption, you will have a urge to fart.
Warning Will Robinson, it is NOT a fart.

The output will have you wanting to call Guinness book of records.

You have been warned and advised...most of us here know all this already.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

Anyone else enjoy a Good Cigar still?

Oh yes....

Bubba

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Oh yes....

Bubba

I have been smoking ACID cigars not bad for a slightly flavored one

 

[yooper420]

Good morning misfits. Used to enjoy a good cigar, but nit in years.

 

[Hippie420]

Been a long time for me, too. Back when I was a kid and got the blues, I'd head downtown Flint to a well known pipe shop and cough up 5 bucks for a "Honduran" cigar. They were Cubans, but since they were illegal to import, they got a name change. Five bucks doesn't sound like much now a days, but this was back when gas was 44 cents a gallon, and five bucks would flat out fill ya up at a nice restaurant. It was cheaper than bail money on an assault charge or an hour with a shrink, and worked just as well.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Been a long time for me, too. Back when I was a kid and got the blues, I'd head downtown Flint to a well known pipe shop and cough up 5 bucks for a "Honduran" cigar. They were Cubans, but since they were illegal to import, they got a name change. Five bucks doesn't sound like much now a days, but this was back when gas was 44 cents a gallon, and five bucks would flat out fill ya up at a nice restaurant. It was cheaper than bail money on an assault charge or an hour with a shrink, and worked just as well.

Hope to heck you did not drink the water

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I like the smaller cigars now quick easy and I only take a few puff and leave it outside for a fe hrs and repeat. no more finishing a big smoke this days

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

You can make 100% but will change as soon as exposed to air Correct? If you have the right equipment which I bet you do. Alcohol that is not THC

99.99% was intended as a bon mot, but you are right about 200 proof alcohol and atmospheric humidity.

One other note on miralax....shortly after consumption, you will have a urge to fart. Warning Will Robinson, it is NOT a fart. The output will have you wanting to call Guinness book of records. You have been warned and advised...most of us here know all this already.
Bubba

Belly laughs and coughing fits are out as well..............