Island Of Misfits

[user 60570]

I'm sitting in eye docs office, they gave the drops and going to be fun driving home.

Bubba

last time I had that done was an evening appointment and what a fun trip driving home....hallucinations without the dope!

 

[user 60570]

No no, the doc she found me was full up, but her sister (the docs sister) is also a doctor.

My ex's sister was also a knockout, but even more insane than the one I married!
(And not a doctor)
Bubba

gotcha!....

either way , it sounds like a good time was had by all!...

next!

 

[Bubba]

last time I had that done was an evening appointment and what a fun trip driving home....hallucinations without the dope!

Guess I could have come high! Obviously, my "eyeball pressure" is good...no glacoma for this boy....

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

gotcha!....

either way , it sounds like a good time was had by all!...

next!

Yes, and the price was very reasonable.

Bubba

 

[user 60570]

Yes, and the price was very reasonable.

Bubba

gotta love the bonus!

the only thing better would be a pretty female nurses aid to help assist the good doctor , creating a Bubba sammich!..

 

[Hippie420]

Problem is if you have problems with hemorrhoid's that test will give a false positive.

Not if you only use soft bristle tooth brushes to itch 'em.

 

[Unca Walt]

Now waiting for Walt to top that.

Nothin' special -- I just told the proctologist, "You are about to go where no man has gone before."

 

[Unca Walt]

You guys really impress me with how you cope with all the recycled and second-hand parts youse gotta use to get around.

Tattered Ole Woof walks into the Dr.s Office:

"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"

 

[pute]

When I was having prostrate issues my doc was a female. I think she enjoyed probing my arize. Most Docs just stick a quick swipe and done. This broad probed around for what seemed like a minute.....hope she enjoyed her work. One thing....when a woman is probing your anus it is disgusting so I was never sexually aroused.....just call me limp pecker...

 

[Unca Walt]

My owies are all sorta self-induced. Trail riding, forgetting to run from little guys in bars that look so physically unimposing they make Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. <-- I can whip my weight in butterflies.

And when I'm asleep, I tend to slobber more than a sheepdog on novocaine

 

[Hippie420]

Nothin' special -- I just told the proctologist, "You are about to go where no man has gone before."

Ya ain't supposed to lie to your doctor. You pay him, he doesn't pay you.

 

[Unca Walt]

Sad note: I discovered an apology note from the condom factory attached to my Birth Certificate.

I was born (on probation) under the sign of "Hospital". It was quite small, located at the corner of "Telephone" and "Telephone".

 

[WeedHopper]

Fasted and got my blood taken yesterday. She also gave me the name of a Proctologist.
Only problem I'm worried about is I'm on blood thinners and I'm concerned about getting off of them for the procedure. Plus that shit you have to drink to clean you out made me sick last time. Thought i was going to have a fking heart attack.

 

[Bubba]

gotta love the bonus!

the only thing better would be a pretty female nurses aid to help assist the good doctor , creating a Bubba sammich!..


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That's not far off. When she was asking me where I heard of her from a giant ape like female nurse was stretching on a pair of rubber gloves....but I new the doc would have to perform the honors.

I will admit, when she walked in I was shocked and a little embarrassed! She was very nice looking. The whole thing took me by total surprise.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

Fasted and got my blood taken yesterday. She also gave me the name of a Proctologist.
Only problem I'm worried about is I'm on blood thinners and I'm concerned about getting off of them for the procedure. Plus that shit you have to drink to clean you out made me sick last time. Thought i was going to have a fking heart attack.

Last couple times they had me use miralax. Powder, mix in two 16 oz Gatorade. Wasn't bad.

Plus make dam sure they are going to use it that stuff that killed Michael Jackson, Prophalol or something like that. Nice nap, wake up, feel great, go out to eat.

The old stuff, it was an all day and night hangover.

Bubba

 

[ROSTERMAN]

When I was having prostrate issues my doc was a female. I think she enjoyed probing my arize. Most Docs just stick a quick swipe and done. This broad probed around for what seemed like a minute.....hope she enjoyed her work. One thing....when a woman is probing your anus it is disgusting so I was never sexuhat feels a lally aroused.....just call me limp pecker...

Prefers a Male doctor
Hey doc man your have Big long fingers
Doc says that is not my finger

 

[Unca Walt]

My wife just came in and asked me, “What day is today?”

I said, “Look at the newspaper.”

She said, “That won’t do any good – it’s yesterday’s.”

 

[ROSTERMAN]

My wife just came in and asked me, “What day is today?”

I said, “Look at the newspaper.”

She said, “That won’t do any good – it’s yesterday’s.”

I can see walts face
Honey its Hump day

 

[Hippie420]

Walt, your better half and mine must operate on the same wave length. Around 40 years ago, I broke a bone in the top of my left foot. Went to a doctor. Yep, it's broke. Nope, can't put a cast on it. Taped two toes together and told me to stay off of it. The Old Hen says, "It's a good thing it was his left foot." He looks at her inquisitively and says, "Why?"
Old Hen says, "Because he's right handed."
I was in pain, but I couldn't stop laughing when the docs jaw hit the floor.

 

[pute]

Good night Misfits