Island Of Misfits

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I'm asleep by 8 or 9 every night and wake up like clock work by 5 am. Haven't used an alarm in many years.
I haven't used a wakeup alarm since 1980.

While I don't need it, Miss Layla is also a highly reliable alarm. She comes in and roots and snuggles while wiggling and moaning to tell me it's time.

The part that is a hoot, is that if it is close to time to get up and I fart in bed, she will come get me up early.

If I instead get up and go to the bathroom to fart and then go back to bed, she ignores it and gets me up at her regular time.
 

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