Island Of Misfits

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Just watched a narcotics bust in front of our house. Traffic stop produced needles and paraphernalia bag. Dog was used. Took one to jail let one walk. Left truck illegally parked on side street. It made for a good time to smoke a joint on the front porch with the wife.
 
Good morning brothers and sisters!
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A rainy afternoon here starting at 56F and predicted to reach 71F.

Gym this morning and then cleaning ladies due to swamp the place out, so heading to Fernhill dog park with Miss Layla to sniff some new butts and chase a tennis ball.
 
Get a bidet hose.
Our friends down the street has one of those Bidets. They say they love it. I'm like,,, Im not sure I want city tap water sprayed up my ass. I don't drink the shit so why spray it up my ass. Nope 😳
I actually use those wipes. Works better than toilet paper and easier on my booty.😁
 
Our friends down the street has one of those Bidets. They say they love it. I'm like,,, Im not sure I want city tap water sprayed up my ass. I don't drink the shit so why spray it up my ass. Nope 😳
I actually use those wipes. Works better than toilet paper and easier on my booty.😁
I used to carry baby wipes until I spent some time in North Africa and learned about bidet hoses. I was there to manage equipment installations and teach but learned something valuable to me from the Muslims living there.

You don't spray the water up your ass, you rinse your ass off after wiping, so as to eliminate any residue, similar to what you do when you shower in the same water source.

The bidet hose cured my anal pruritis and eliminated my need for baby wipes. It is the residue left after wiping that is low Ph and contains digestive enzymes trying to digest our asses.

It would do the same thing if you smeared it anywhere on your body and if you had residue anywhere else on your body, I'm predicting that you couldn't wash it off soon enough.
 

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