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Inna 80's here. My peacocks just landed on my roof from one of the pine trees. Sounds like a football team parachuting in.

Ah. Dammit. The thumps woke up Her Highness. I will go out to give them some yummies so they don't begin that mellifluous honking.

Am back.

We have a bromance going. Beta peacock has imprinted upon me. As soon as I stepped outside, he fluffed all up and began dancing around me.

Herself looked at this display and asked, "Should I be jealous?"
 
WeedHopper said:
Lol,,,cant pick a hole yet. Ones an ass,,the other cant remember where his ass is.:D
And i could never be bi,,im to old,,,,my ass hurts just wiping it.:eek::D
And stop picking on your Cuz,,,he is just confused. Probably learned it in the Public School System.;)
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Dear Hopster of Herb:

you obviously gotz plenty of spare time on your handz,


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Keep On Keepin On Doooooood,

&

You Will Cross the Finish Line !!!!

NAKED AZZ SLIDE 4 da WIN!!!
 
freaking freezing out here , hoarfrost was so thick yesterday that even the hookers stayed home..
.and it’s going to get worse the next few days...

my chickens stayed in the henhouse all day yesterday and will do the same the next 2-3 days...they get all cooped up and restless but that’s better than frozen feet and frozen waddles...

.the poor roosters combs are turning black , then it rots off , the roosters don’t seem to mind....sometimes I have to put some Vaseline on their combs for protection from frostbite...

time for some mush
 
never watched a half time show, as a matter of fact i have never watched a super bowl. the only football games i watched where my grandsons. don't watch nothing that has anything to do with a ball. i'm almost that way with wheels too, don't watch nascar no more and hardly watch drag racing. 51º this morn.

oh and morning.
 
giggy said:
never watched a half time show, as a matter of fact i have never watched a super bowl. the only football games i watched where my grandsons. don't watch nothing that has anything to do with a ball. i'm almost that way with wheels too, don't watch nascar no more and hardly watch drag racing. 51º this morn.

oh and morning.
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I'm in the same boat, Giggy. Used to watch noosecar, but Wallace and the woke crowd ruined it for me.
 
Morning check in. That half time show was the worst thing I have seen in a long time. Looked a bit racist to me and I am offended but I am an old white guy so I don't count. I know why I watch football.....nothing else on. We have 400 fricken channels and there isn't anything to watch. I watch Street Outlaws as I was one of those in my younger day. Other than that Newsmax. Mrs Pute watches cooking and Hallmark..... More to watch when there was no remote and only 3 channels.

@ Big....if you think it's cold now just wait until the weekend. I won't be going outside much this week. Nothing on the tube and cold...I will be the old guy looking out the window as you drive by.....

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putembk said:
Morning check in. That half time show was the worst thing I have seen in a long time. Looked a bit racist to me and I am offended but I am an old white guy so I don't count. I know why I watch football.....nothing else on. We have 400 fricken channels and there isn't anything to watch. I watch Street Outlaws as I was one of those in my younger day. Other than that Newsmax. Mrs Pute watches cooking and Hallmark..... More to watch when there was no remote and only 3 channels.

@ Big....if you think it's cold now just wait until the weekend. I won't be going outside much this week. Nothing on the tube and cold...I will be the old guy looking out the window as you drive by.....

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ha!...I got rid of my tv about 14 yrs ago and haven’t looked back

yeah budddy , cold enough that I am putting a couple of heat lamps in the henhouse...
 
My Vizio 55" took a dump on me yesterday morning. Noticed that it still had some time left on the extended warrantee (which I never, ever buy) so I called the place that had the paperwork. Did most of it online, then talked to an actual person. Young Indian dude (dot, not feather) walked me through all the reset options and it looked for a minute it was going to work. Nope. Called back and got another Indian, but this one was a gal. Both spoke perfect English, and the gal had a barely detectable accent. She and I went through the same steps as before with the same results. Wound up getting most of my money back, so Wallyworld got the money and a little extra for an upgrade to a 65". Bought the extended warrantee again, too. Thing sure fills up a bedroom, I'll tell ya!
 
putembk said:
We have 400 fricken channels and there isn't anything to watch.
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I was never much of a TeeeVeee fan.
Recently - I tossed Verizon to the curb due to their chitty DSL service that slowed tremendously. They kept trying to sell me a "speed upgrade" for mo $$$. I told them to pound sand & that I am off to Comcast.
Comcast set me up with Triple Play Package - $162/month - for TV, Internet (super fast) & Home Phone with unlimited Long Distance to US & Canada.

Tubi - this is the bomb - everything is FREE - great movies each day, classic rock *or any genre) concerts & documentaries, yada yada... Record anything by push of button - Voice Remote is da bomb too.

I never thought I would be a spokesman for Comcast- but they won me over. btw - I got a 2 yr price lock on the package. Not too shabby -vs the ** I put up with Verizon..
 
putembk said:
@ MG, I pay about the same for Xfinity. Still nothing on..... If you would have asked me 10 years ago that my television and phones would cost $300 a month I would have shot you on the spot....
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If you told me 10 years ago that people would pay over $1 for a bottle of water I would have shot back.
 
putembk said:
Did my tax prep work yesterday now need to see my account. Pain in the A. Now just get to find out how much I get to write a check for.
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Tax Avoidance Advice:

If you claim some of your baby clones - they can be used to claim Child Tax Credit - up to $1,400 each.

You will have to name each child, (warning - names of Seven Dwarfs may trigger audit flag)..:)
 
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