Island Of Misfits

[Unca Walt]

pute: It honestly don't make.

Get gold, copper pennies, junk silver, stored food, vitamins, gold panning practice pay dirt, candles, MRE's, anything real <-- Stay far from stocks, bonds, anything that is reduceable to zerio when NO ONE ON EARTH will accept a dollar bill.

Remember that lady filling her furnace with bundles of NotGeld Reichsmarks? Think about it: How many Reichsmarks would it have taken to buy a single piece of FIREWOOD to put in that furnace?

More that a billion trillion "dollars" for a single fargin piece of FIREWOOD.

Proof of that is this picture. WOOD was worth more than $trillions$ <-- And guess what a bucket of coal would go for.

Prepare yourself accordingly, because every fiat ever created by Man has failed. This one is going to bomb against that impossible overreach of helicopter "money".

The gummint is handing out paper. Actually, not even PAPER. That's too yesterday. It is handing out electric dots. Not even printed dots, just accounting dots in peoples' names. And those dots can go out and buy schit, right?

Why? <-- Soon to be a relic of the past. How do you take out enough banknotes from an ATM to buy a "trillion-dollar" pencil?

Why would pute trade some weed for some pieces of paper that do not make good toilet paper, do not burn as well (*sob*) (*whimper*) as great bundles of excess weed? Of course pute wouldn't.

Just to add some temporary electric dots to a computer somewhere that tells folks how much "money" they have? When you KNOW that computer will be unplugged very soon because of the fiscal insanity?

 

[pute]

Guns & ammo. They'll get you what you need to survive.

I won't be able to afford bullets.......

 

[Unca Walt]

I won't be able to afford bullets.......

I will trade you some. Just mail me your fuggin garbage can, and I will send you whatever kind of bullets you want.

Send me a whole bale, and I will throw in a rifle and a thousand rounds of ammo.

I may be weed destitute, but I am weapons rich.

Take some of the ammo I send you and buy canned food of all kinds (beans are best bang for protein/calorie buck). Or you could be rotten and cut out the middle-man (Unca Walt) and trade weed for canned goods.

I will send you canned goods for weed. And I will pass on to you what I learned in the Orient: I know the "Secret of Unendurable Pleasure Indefinitely Prolonged".

And "The Journey Of The Reluctant Shrimp" <-- can only be experienced once, as the person dies of pleasure.

 

[user 60570]

welcome to the United states of Zimbabwe

never forget the past


coming soon to America

 

[Unca Walt]

If you lookit that note:

...and realize you can get an uncirculated one (including shipping) for 98cents. I have one.

I will trade $100,000,000,000,000.00 dollars for a genuine (are they mythical?) blunt. Open offer.

 

[pute]

Gonna go and buy junk silver today. But a bullet in the brain will solve all those problems. Been thinking about solar panels. Anything that makes me less dependant on the gov't.

 

[Unca Walt]

Gonna go and buy junk silver today. But a bullet in the brain will solve all those problems. Been thinking about solar panels. Anything that makes me less dependant on the gov't.

Do not be frightened by the price of silver (if you can find any). Junk silver (real US silver coins) is the very best after copper pennies. You buy and hold. You care not a whit what the current price is.

Just get what you can, and STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM NUMISMATICS. Numis are like rare postage stamps. They are worth the postage. Stamps are just paper. No inherent value more than Zimbabwe $$.

Numis: You buy a horse and sell a mule. ALL numis are guaranteed to be worth spot price.

Not numi price. Go by weight and what is it made of.

I have a US Proof Set that I bought when I first started stacking. I bought it in 1964 at the NY World's Fair.

For $11.00 in 1964 money. Know what that proof set is worth nearly 70 years later? In depleted today's dollars? Hard to figure... since in today's money I can buy the same set for under $10

Note: $11 in 1964 money translates to = $92.43 in US fake-money today. So I lost $81.43 by stepping into Numismatics ONCE. And holding for nearly 7 decades.

But suspose Unca had Unca to tell him the right path: HOLD THE SILVER COINS!!!

Let's take Unca back to 1964. Unca gets pulled aside and learns that if he just keeps the $11 in US silver coins in a box for that length of time, the worth of those US coins today would be

$153.85 !!!! <-- Wozzat tellya, hey?

 

[Unca Walt]

Gonna go and buy junk silver today. But a bullet in the brain will solve all those problems. Been thinking about solar panels. Anything that makes me less dependent on the gov't.

Secondly: If you cannot get junk silver, get copper pennies. You can get a coupla hunnert pounds of pennies that come in big canvas bags. Fungible all over the planet. Great for making change with nickels and dimes. Wartime silver nickels go for about 75c each.

 

[pute]

I was in the place day before yesterday and they had dimes and quarters....gonna go and buy them out......on a mission.

 

[pute]

Better yet, I gotta wear a fargin mask it the place.....might just rob the joint.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[pute]

Ok Walt, went and bought only quarters. My research worked perfectly when the guy figured the cost we were within a dollar. That is only because spot changed between the time I left the house and got to the store. You mentioned "If you can find junk silver". This place had lots. Again mostly dimes and quarters. Very limited in fifty cent and dollars except collector coins and I'm not touching that stuff.

Had several other errands and all done except going out for dinner tonight. Think I will spark one up.

 

[giggy]

quitting time, can you guess how i will be by 4:20? i bet i'll be chinese eyed.

 

[Unca Walt]

Ya done good, pute.

 

[Unca Walt]

I was on I-95 and had to go potty. I discovered the game of "toilet tennis":

Written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis!
Look Left.
You look left and it reads:
Look Right
You look right and it reads:
Look Left...

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

41F @ 91% RH, rain, and predicted to reach 47F.

Progress on the closed loop article I'm working on and I unpacked and assembled the EtOH Pro that arrived for testing. I also picked up a couple half gallons of Everclear and have them in the basement freezer.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

41F @ 91% RH, rain, and predicted to reach 47F.

Progress on the closed loop article I'm working on and I unpacked and assembled the EtOH Pro that arrived for testing. I also picked up a couple half gallons of Everclear and have them in the basement freezer.

ing
Cool
Hey GW ever thought of
a thread for your mad scientist projects
Im sure all would love it.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

i get 9 or 10 uses out of all of my condoms, i just lay em out to dry for a few days and let the microflora go to work, and BAM!, they're good to go again!

 

[user 60570]

you sorry herd of bunko steerers need some strong coffee to wake the feck up


who wants cream and sugar?

here , let me grab you a cup

mmmmmmm , just right

 

[WeedHopper]

God i love milk