Island Of Misfits

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

damm.. that was serious

Maybe even painful.

 

[joeb631a]

Public Service Announcement.
This may pertain more to men because the two women close by to me get no joy or satisfaction from it.
It is the harbor freight tennis racket bug zapper.
It works well on yellow jackets flies and seed moths.
I get great satisfaction when they get zapped and i zap them until they are medium done.
I now when outside under the gazebo bait them with food,
" You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar,but you kill em both with a tennis racket zapper"

 

[joeb631a]

Maybe even painful.

 

[joeb631a]

usually you find out something is painful after you're done.
like 2nd grade

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Public Service Announcement.
This may pertain more to men because the two women close by to me get no joy or satisfaction from it.
It is the harbor freight tennis racket bug zapper.
It works well on yellow jackets flies and seed moths.
I get great satisfaction when they get zapped and i zap them until they are medium done.
I now when outside under the gazebo bait them with food,
" You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar,but you kill em both with a tennis racket zapper"

I've found both dog poop and fish fertilizer to be good bait to attract flies for afternoons of joy and amazement playing with one.

 

[joeb631a]

I've found both dog **** and fish fertilizer to be good bait to attract flies for afternoons of joy and amazement playing with one.

Genius Professor thank you !

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

usually you find out something is painful after you're done.
like 2nd grade

Same with kinky, but it only feels kinky the first time.

 

[WeedHopper]

Public Service Announcement.
This may pertain more to men because the two women close by to me get no joy or satisfaction from it.
It is the harbor freight tennis racket bug zapper.
It works well on yellow jackets flies and seed moths.
I get great satisfaction when they get zapped and i zap them until they are medium done.
I now when outside under the gazebo bait them with food,
" You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar,but you kill em both with a tennis racket zapper"

I have those Zappers. They are fun as hell. Love to hear those *******s fry.

 

[joeb631a]

Same with kinky, but it only feels kinky the first time.

WELL I agree with you.
Can you reword it so a woman would feel the same way ?
I have used that line before ,

 

[joeb631a]

I have those Zappers. They are fun as hell. Love to hear those *******s fry.

for me a new sport !both carnel ,visual .and great sound !

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

WELL I agree with you.
Can you reword it so a woman would feel the same way ?
I have used that line before ,

Unlike pain, something only feels kinky the first time?

 

[pute]

Morning Misfits. The joy of another day is right in front of me. All I have to do is take the right path. Not gonna let them deamons that follow me every day get me down. Full speed adead.

 

[NewbOldster]

I guess

I guess the worse part was getting snipped that was weird. The doctor was talking about sports etc while he was handling my jewels and I just wanted to be out of there.

No scissors for me! Friend of mine got basketballs for his 'snip'.
No thankeesai!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

No scissors for me! Friend of mine got basketballs for his 'snip'.
No thankeesai!

With child support for two kids, I finally had the epiphany that I was screwing myself out of a place to eat and sleep, so I had mine done after my first divorce.

 

[NewbOldster]

Public Service Announcement.
This may pertain more to men because the two women close by to me get no joy or satisfaction from it.
It is the harbor freight tennis racket bug zapper.
It works well on yellow jackets flies and seed moths.
I get great satisfaction when they get zapped and i zap them until they are medium done.
I now when outside under the gazebo bait them with food,
" You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar,but you kill em both with a tennis racket zapper"

I like my Bug-A-Salt Gun. I catch them in flight on occasion, and I've gotten three at once, once.

 

[user 60570]

anti-scissors here!

after three kids the old lady said enough

so I asked her if I kicked the bucket and she got remarried , would she want kids with her new man?

she said No!

so I told her , gently , that if she died and I got married again , I still might want some new kids

that settled it , she got the tubal ligation

 

[joeb631a]

I have those Zappers. They are fun as hell. Love to hear those *******s fry.

I see you are experienced and have multiables.!
When I bought it I knew I would love it but did not want to bring home so many for fear of the supply officer who lives with me would complain.
Bad judgement.
In retrospect I should have done what I always do.
Keep schitt in the van and introduce them slowly into the house in various spots.
Never again will I make that mistake.
I went to the races last Sat and I brought 6 cones i made in my six shooter cone maker .
My Honey was watching and I made another for her night .
" Why are you bringing 6 of them ,why so many?"
smolder
Because Im 68 y/o and smoking for over 50years and thats what I want " and on that thought my Dear ,Let me give you four cigarettes and lock up all the cartons you have from the reservation and see how you do for a night !
got my point

 

[NewbOldster]

With child support for two kids, I finally had the epiphany that I was screwing myself out of a place to eat and sleep, so I had mine done after my first divorce.

I'm ever-glad my ex couldn't get preggers. We even tried the doctor route. I jacked in a jar (well...she did ) and she had all knids of tests. Blessing. In. Disguise.

 

[RosterMan]

The note said you would be here! ( no stall, regular bathroom (and kitchen) @ office

Bubba

I thought it was you in other stall, the voice was all garbled and hard to understand LOL

 

[RosterMan]

Absolutely nothing. Try it and you'll see. Don't have a clue why it's there.

I get extra Likes when Joe hits it for me