Island Of Misfits

[Hippie420]

Time to cut the grass....I wish I could put the lawn away for the winter...I get tired of mowing this time of year.

I'm used to it. My old saying is, "If it ain't snowin', I'm mowin'."

 

[partyboobs]

You ever wonder why these people want to do certain kind of work? I guess milking the prostate is a real thing done by doctors. “Hey honey what did you do today”( well I milked a couple guys prostate today). Sorry what did I start on this thread.

Oh is that actually a job lol? Here the guys I know that have done it had to jerk off in a cup at home and bring it to the lab within like 20 mins or something

two words
Hitachi wand

Oh dont worry I know how to handle all kinds of stuff

 

[RosterMan]

I'm used to it. My old saying is, "If it ain't snowin', I'm mowin'."

And if it's snowing your blowing

 

[RosterMan]

I envision the person who sits in the middle of a circle jerk

 

[Hippie420]

Back from the thyroid doc. Got my neck tickled and attacked by a vampire. Doc said that she'd call me tomorrow with the blood test results and that everything else looked within parameters. I mentioned that I'd been taking kelp pills daily for the iodine for the thyroid. She told me that I'd been doing the direct opposite as to what I should be doing. Last time I'm taking medical advice from youtube!

 

[joeb631a]

LOL I actually had some douche say something about my mother few weeks back, I was like ya kidding right
He quickly apologized .

No good in my book.

Oh is that actually a job lol? Here the guys I know that have done it had to jerk off in a cup at home and bring it to the lab within like 20 mins or something



Oh dont worry I know how to handle all kinds of stuff

I wasnt sure

 

[Hippie420]

And if it's snowing your blowing

Nope. Sitting on my fanny in the Jeep and working the plow buttons. No blowing for this guy.

 

[RosterMan]

Back from the thyroid doc. Got my neck tickled and attacked by a vampire. Doc said that she'd call me tomorrow with the blood test results and that everything else looked within parameters. I mentioned that I'd been taking kelp pills daily for the iodine for the thyroid. She told me that I'd been doing the direct opposite as to what I should be doing. Last time I'm taking medical advice from youtube!

But if we get a nuclear attack you are all set

 

[partyboobs]

Back from the thyroid doc. Got my neck tickled and attacked by a vampire. Doc said that she'd call me tomorrow with the blood test results and that everything else looked within parameters. I mentioned that I'd been taking kelp pills daily for the iodine for the thyroid. She told me that I'd been doing the direct opposite as to what I should be doing. Last time I'm taking medical advice from youtube!

Yea pretty much everything on Youtube is trash in terms of accuracy lol

 

[RosterMan]

Nope. Sitting on my fanny in the Jeep and working the plow buttons. No blowing for this guy.

I like the Big blowers that you can get for most full size tractors

 

[MiniGrowz]

Oh is that actually a job lol? Here the guys I know that have done it had to jerk off in a cup at home and bring it to the lab within like 20 mins or something



Oh dont worry I know how to handle all kinds of stuff

Yes I think you bring it in. I live an hour away from the doc hmmm.

All kind of stuff is what makes life interesting.

 

[RosterMan]

Yea pretty much everything on Youtube is trash in terms of accuracy lol

And one time on Youtube

 

[RosterMan]

The sperm sample has to be sterile and free of anyone else's saliva . So Blow Job is out of the question.
The suction pump collectors are used now a days.

 

[partyboobs]

Yes I think you bring it in. I live an hour away from the doc hmmm.

All kind of stuff is what makes life interesting.

In all seriousness I am sure they will give you instructions

 

[partyboobs]

The sperm sample has to be sterile and free of anyone else's saliva . So Blow Job is out of the question.
The suction pump collectors are used now a days.

Someone else hand though would work haha

 

[Jan Borrego]

Good morning Islanders! Dark and cloudy outside at 65 degrees. Gotta haul my arse to Murder City for a thyroid inspection again. Getting really tired of doctors and doctor visits. Gettin' old ain't for sissies.

It sure is not

 

[RosterMan]

In all seriousness I am sure they will give you instructions

I want him to tell them he has never done it before and needs assistance LOL

 

[RosterMan]

Someone else hand though would work haha

Certainly Help

 

[Hippie420]

I like the Big blowers that you can get for most full size tractors

I like sitting in a nice warm vehicle jammin' to the tunes. I hit the remote for the garage door, hit the start button on the Jeep remote, and by the time I'm dressed and ready, it's ready.
I used to do it with an ATV and a plow. Too cold for me. No tunes either.

 

[RosterMan]

I like sitting in a nice warm vehicle jammin' to the tunes. I hit the remote for the garage door, hit the start button on the Jeep remote, and by the time I'm dressed and ready, it's ready.
I used to do it with an ATV and a plow. Too cold for me. No tunes either.

Well One kinda has to love snow living where you are