Island Of Misfits
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Its a place where you can add a banner to your profile page
If you allow people to see your profile. People block them.
OK where is he?
Where will it show up? Never used it and really never paid any attention to it.
Behind the scene unless someone checks your [rofile
Go look at mine
Put a pic in the box
OH okay, i got it. Never paid any attention to it before.
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Got 3 hours of outdoor crap done. Gonna reward myself with a cold beer or three.
This is why my water and electric bill is higher than usual.
Yeah, well I just left the truck stop over at the next exit east of mine. They were out of diesel and I heard the attendant telling a trucker that there was a diesel shortage due to it being so hot in Texas.
Thanks a lot you fargin Texan.
Doesn't surprise me at all brother. It's like living in hell right now.
Hey Roster,, check out my banner in my Profile.
scratch this
OK Better yet go to that profile pic of MC click on it and the Move cursor will allow you to center the picture
I guess it is where you want it , you want more bike then rider correct Looks good Nice Job
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been about 14.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty, which it was.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her shirt and removed it. She undid her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk. "Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty, which it was.
"Just a minute." she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her shirt and removed it. She undid her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was shake my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her knickers and sat down at a desk. "Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW. I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown, "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.
I said, "I sure did." and held up my thumb to show her.
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