Island Of Misfits

[Unca Walt]

If they played it in my front yard, I wouldn't part the curtains to watch.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
There It is.

I do not know who is playing who, but I hope both corporations make a profit and no one gets hurt.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I see Grasshopper has not yet learned The Magnificent Elder Way*

*This requires the use of a baking potato placed in rear of shorts, giving room for courting tackle in the space created. It is quite a public sensation at the beach.

I've mistakenly been wearing the potato in front.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Good morning all! A partly cloudy day here, starting at 34F.

Wahoo, wahoo! My webmaster is due back on GWL at 08:00 this morning! He's been off for kidding season with his sheep ranch.

 

[joeb631a]

Good morning all! A partly cloudy day here, starting at 34F.

Wahoo, wahoo! My webmaster is due back on GWL at 08:00 this morning! He's been off for kidding season with his sheep ranch.

probably kidding you dat bastage

 

[joeb631a]

 

[user 60570]

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[joeb631a]

Some one was a little Miss Nosy body

 

[Unca Walt]

Bomb Maker Guy: "Give me the nitric oxide formula!"

Me: "NO."

BMG: "All right, keep your secret!"

 

[RosterMan]

 

[joeb631a]

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning Islanders

 

[user 60570]

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dam straihgt

 

[pute]

Morning Misfits. Happy Moanday. Nice day so a walk by the lake is on the list. Already sprayed for bugs.....do this every Monday ......fargin thrips. Should be a light day in the grow....never know when something unexpected bites you in the azz though.

Another big storm coming starting tomorrow.... enough!!!!

 

[user 60570]

Morning Misfits. Happy Moanday. Nice day so a walk by the lake is on the list. Already sprayed for bugs.....do this every Monday ......fargin thrips. Should be a light day in the grow....never know when something unexpected bites you in the azz though.

Another big storm coming starting tomorrow.... enough!!!!

and we still have 3-4’ foot drifts in the yard





WINTER STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM TUESDAY EVENING
THROUGH LATE WEDNESDAY NIGHT...

* WHAT...Heavy snow possible. Total snow accumulations of 5 to 7
inches possible. Northerly winds could gust as high as 45 mph.

 

[pute]

and we still have 3-4’ foot drifts in the yard





WINTER STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM TUESDAY EVENING
THROUGH LATE WEDNESDAY NIGHT...

* WHAT...Heavy snow possible. Total snow accumulations of 5 to 7
inches possible. Northerly winds could gust as high as 45 mph.

Yup, I haven't seen grass out back in a couple of months.

 

[user 60570]

Yup, I haven't seen grass out back in a couple of months.

we are taking bets on when it will melt

i bet $20 bucks on July 4th

 

[Unca Walt]

This is why you don't stand under a tree in a lightning storm.

 

[user 60570]

Off to the Salt Mines!

 

[Hippie420]

A lad with emotions quite gingery
Stole some of his sister's best lingerie.

In a manner unkind, he pinched her behind,
Then decided to add incest to insult to injury.

There once was a girl named Alice,
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her ****** in South Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.

Morning shipmates.

 

[joeb631a]

This is why you don't stand under a tree in a lightning storm.

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I have seen a extension cord going out to a little fishpond fed from thru the bottom of a man door leading into a garage and unplugged at that . Lightning hit close to it and chomped pieces of it back to the garage door hit the flashing on the foundation and go around the perimeter of the house . I have also seen lightning hit a house and the interior doors had metal door bucks and the lightning jumped from door frame to door frame .
I've seen fire and I've seen rain ....