Island Of Misfits

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There was a little old man from Boston, who drove a little red Austin. He had room for his *** and a gallon of gas, but his balls hung down and he lost them.
A lad with emotions quite gingery
Stole some of his sister's best lingerie.

In a manner unkind, he pinched her behind,
Then decided to add incest to insult to injury.
 
It wouldn't be a pretty sight, especially given how much older Walt is. As low as mine hang in my dotage, must be stepping on his.
I see Grasshopper has not yet learned The Magnificent Elder Way*

*This requires the use of a baking potato placed in rear of shorts, giving room for courting tackle in the space created. It is quite a public sensation at the beach.
 

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