Island Of Misfits
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Happy to see you and wife are on the mend. They say it take a long time to get back to normal after Covid. Take care Hopper.
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After a California man tossed a Molotov cocktail at police, he tried to resist arrest. However, he quickly discovered that was a bad idea.
After a California man tossed a Molotov cocktail at police, he tried to resist arrest. However, he quickly discovered that was a bad idea.
Lucky to still be above dirt
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First laugh of the day. Thanks! Hurt my ribs to do it, but I did literally laugh out loud.
Here is one for Walt. 
joeb631a
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oh yea? after your eye is dangling by a cord and your nose got pulled off by the big Channellock's and one ear gets twisted off,we could revisit that idea...
Time for a little laughter ... You need to think around "old people".
A tale from the wild, wild West ...
"An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post.
As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
He looked at the woman and laughed,
"Hey old woman, have you ever danced?"
The woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No ... I never did dance ... Never really wanted to"
A crowd has gathered as the young gunslinger grinned and said, "Well you old bag, you're gonna dance now!", and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector - not wanting to have her toes blown off- started hopping around. Many were laughing.
When his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd immediately stopped laughing.
The gunslinger heard the sounds too, and turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched tensely as he stared at the woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in her hands as she quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ***?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No m'am, but I've always wanted too"
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid."
"An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post.
As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
He looked at the woman and laughed,
"Hey old woman, have you ever danced?"
The woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No ... I never did dance ... Never really wanted to"
A crowd has gathered as the young gunslinger grinned and said, "Well you old bag, you're gonna dance now!", and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector - not wanting to have her toes blown off- started hopping around. Many were laughing.
When his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd immediately stopped laughing.
The gunslinger heard the sounds too, and turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched tensely as he stared at the woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in her hands as she quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ***?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No m'am, but I've always wanted too"
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid."
I'm gliching here all over at our main desk top at home for some reason. Maybe it's just me. (More Than Likely It's ME!) I will head to the bedroom and drag my laptop out. All the threads are expanding longways is the best way I can explain it. BRB. Cheap Bass HP
Is it just me??
Is it just me??
I'm cool. reset everything and everything is working fine. Smoke another one. hahaha.
Loose wire 
joeb631a
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Loose wire
Just finally have a chance to relax. Taco party at my house tonight with the kids and grandkids. Crazier than I like it but was tolerable and got some good visiting in As well as a game of charades which oh btw, I suck at… kitchen all cleaned up. Now smoking a Marley laced with some of that nice Josie kief
joeb631a
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well deserved! how is your stud muffin doing ?
He’s getting along ok and finally moving about the house a little after I told him I’m not bringing him iced tea anymore 
he needs to move around and rebuild his strength from laying around. I’m gonna give him some laundry to fold tomorrow when I go out and blow the leaves again…
he needs to move around and rebuild his strength from laying around. I’m gonna give him some laundry to fold tomorrow when I go out and blow the leaves again…
