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[Keef]

There was once an a-hole surgeon who got off to making nurses cry and treated peeps like trash !--One day he pushed the wrong button and I opened one of my boxes!--When he needed this heavy surgical instrument I greased it up and handed it to him --It slipped out his hands !--When it hit his foot he made one of those silent screams !-I apolgized profusely but we wasn't finished yet !--His pride and joy was a big beautiful 4 wheel drive truck with all the bells and whistles!-- 1/2 cup sugar 1/2 cup dawn dish soap dissolve in water !--I eased out the shadows at about 3:30 in the morning and added mix mix to his gas tank !--Poor guy using a Cane and driving a rental car !---I almost felt sorry for him ! --No one ever knew it was me !

 

[yarddog]

Someone cheated my wife out of some of her paycheck once. She had quit the job, and they took $50 out. Found out a few years later, my wife was afraid to tell me the real amount. Was much more. They ended up having to replace some window and door glass to the hair salon. Nothing like a little vengeance. Lol

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning Potheads. New Day and gonna start it out with a Smile,a bowl,,and hot coffee. Yehaaaaaaaaaa

 

[ness]

Good Morning OFC. Enjoying my Wake and Bake. It is damp and overcast. Just, wish the sun would stay out for awhile, this rain is enough. Well, of to feed the kittens, 7 weeks and two left. Enjoy your day :48:

 

[umbra]

Good Morning OFC. Yesterday was a bad day for me. That's what triggered the negative memories for me. Just lots and lots of stress. I have pretty broad shoulders but get tired of carrying the world around, lol. If I didn't smoke pot, I would start.

 

[Rosebud]

Good morning guys and ladies,

I don't need to be the censorship police. You guys can talk anyway you like and not worry about my extreme sensitivity. Just the politics and religion are off limits. If i don't like or can't handle what i read here, that is my problem. I really like all you guys and maybe I should not be here if i can't handle it.. right?

Umbra, i still didn't read that but you need to get that out.. your b-i-l is a horrible jerk.

Ok, ya'll, I am going to smoke some speedy hash now.

The Cali shooting is horrific. 355 shootings this year.

 

[Keef]

Nap's over!-- Wake and Bake all over again !--It's so Bright outside like a big light bulb in the sky ! Been over a week since I saw the sun !--

 

[mrcane]

Looks like awhile before we see much of any sun..Southerly's 20-25 & rain...Its winter..
With ya Keef :48:

 

[Keef]

I need a clarification on the rules!--Apparently the pair that shot up Cali. yesterday were self radicalized Muslims!!--- Terrorism or Religion? --

 

[mrcane]

:confused2: CRAZY!!!!

 

[Keef]

45 tonight then for the next week or so we be back to mid 70's with lows in high 50s !--My Serrano peppers are starting to revegg out back !-- Guess I'm wiring a hot tub this weekend !-- I said I could so I better be able to or she won't let me forget about it !

 

[Kraven]

Maybe they just went "postal" at their job and just happened to be Muslim?

 

[Keef]

U a better man than me Kraven !--Being politically correct is something I don't do !---Time to start profiling ! Rather be wrong than dead!!-- Maybe it's just me but I would rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 ! Just a personal preference !

 

[WeedHopper]

One word explains it all..... RELIGION

 

[ness]

Reble, Oxny, Freakie, Brownie, Queenie, Buttons, Shadow, Razor, Little Bit, Cammo, Lilly inside and Shaggie, and Bruzzer outdoors. Some like people and some do not. Our house is big enough so everyone is relaxed. I think it is time for a smoke:tokie:

 

[ness]

You, should hear it here when they all start to talk (howling). I think it is neat.

 

[ness]

Live in the country and everyone has dogs. Lot of hunting going on this time of season. Everybody seem not to mine, they only howl for about 3-5 min. that not bad and it show there personlity. I have little fear at night. :beatnik:

 

[ness]

When, I go down to the barn to feed the kittens, I get scared. That is outside my gate. The other night I heard a pack of cyotes (spelling sorry) in three different places, Well, that was time to get out of there before I became supper. That is why I all ways pack, I never know what going to happen.

 

[mrcane]

Keef, I'm headed for some miles on the treadmill, I know how you love, unnecessary exercise..
Nes Those kittens must be getting pretty good size....No pics Eh? Love to have couple bob tails..
But first my friends......:48:

 

[Keef]

Afternoon Nes !--We got coyotes and very few trees so not many stray animals live to tl the tale !--O.K. ya'll !--There's over 7,000 diploid (2n) varieties available !--There only a few Tetraploid (4n) varieties are known !--What I'm trying to get out of Canada is seed from an indica dominate tetra called "Rock Star" (4n) and seed for a sativa dominate tetra called (The Storm)(4n)-- I'm gonna breed my Green Grail !--I hope the O.F.C. will help !--