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[Rosebud]

Morning.. 25 degrees here this morning, smoking some nordle with our daughter, love that. They came over late last night..

Hippie, i am only Kraven's emom, his words. I am not old enough to be your emom.. And there is no edad... This is the new ways of the world.

Have a good day ya'll and stayed lit.

 

[Keef]

68 and overcast at the beach with some showers!-- I think I'll do something today !--Nope changed my mind! Think I'll just nurse this buzz!

 

[Kraven]

Smoked out and weaved in for some college football and got the munchies so gonna order a pie and wings....

 

[Keef]

The wife brought me home a slab of pork spare ribs yesterday--Gonna break in the smoker today !--Soon as I finish this pipe I gotta mix up some dry rub and fire it up!--I'm thinking 225 degrees for about 6 hours!-- See if I still got the touch !

 

[mrcane]

Keef My mouth is watering smoked Ribs YUM!! ....making up couple loaves bread

 

[Hippie420]

Who put this white CRAP all over my yard? Oh hell, it's all over as far as I can see.

Rose, no emom? Damn, now I feel like an eorphan..........

 

[Keef]

Team work Cane !-U bring the bread and I'll throw on some more ribs!--Wife's mixing up some BBQ sauce--I like them dry sauce on the side--She likes them with the sauce glazed on !-- I'm watching her work around that bottle of wine!--See how long she last !--All I got to do is put on some blues and she'll have no choice but to pop the cork ! I'm a bad man !

 

[Keef]

Hippie --Bubble time ?-- U do know someone is gonna have to verify the potency of that ChemDawg hash !--I'm a busy man but I could try to make the time to verify this for U !

 

[Keef]

Hippie got snow I got tumble weeds!--Earlier a dust devil of tumble weeds walked through my back yard !--These aren't your T.V. tumbleweeds --These are delicate like a Daddy Long Legs with legs in all directions !--Dogs don't like them !--Dogs decided they don't like Rosie either!--Me ?--I'm wanting a lawn mower like Rosie!--

 

[mrcane]

I like the snow, up in the mountains, where it belongs..I can see it from here!
Man just got all smoked up with the neighbor :stoned: Prussian Blue :stoned:

 

[Keef]

Cane I just don't like cold !--Like most vets I got to travel some so it's not like I've never experienced it !-- Camp Casey Korea up in the mountains up by north Korea for winters!--40 below 0 with a 40-50 mph wind howling down the valley !-- MP patrols at night with no heater or doors on the Jeep !--And a year up in Naperville Ill. !--Does the wind ever stop blowing up there ?-- No I'm a committed semi tropical flat lander close to the sea kinda guy !-- Speaking of windy --must be blowing 3p-40 mph at the beach today !

 

[DirtyDiana]

Smoked ribs-- my favorite! Enjoying this weekend since I won't have too many weekends off once my new job starts. I typically world weekend nights only. It's just more laid back & about the only way to have a consistent schedule as a nurse. Gotta go do some work in the growroom. I'll check on you guys later.

 

[Hippie420]

Keef, I had an old friend that was in the Korean Conflict. He was in a tank with the heat on full wearing every bit of Joe issue he could find and still freezing. He looked out the gun slit and watched a six or so year old boy walk out of a hooch, wearing nothing but his night shirt. The little fella walked over to the river, chipped a hole in the ice, pealed off his night shirt, and climbed in and took his morning bath.

He figured out quickly that the Koreans were hard folks that weren't going to be defeated.

 

[Keef]

If U ever want to know what Korea smells like take a jar of Kimchi and a bottle of sh** and just kinda do an alternating sniff of each !-- They fertilize the rice with human excretement ---We all tested positive for exposed to hepatitis upon return to the states !--Hippie they may be a tough people but the average life e,pectancy when I was there was in the 30s!

 

[Hippie420]

Geese don't seem to mind the snow too much. Guess they figure it's good camouflage from the hawks.

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[Keef]

Snow looks good in pics but that's close as I need to be !-- Hippie what's the gooses names?-- Checked my ribs after 3 hours --Yeah Baby !-- decided to through a couple links of sausage in there too !--Smoke a rack of ribs or a brisket with a fist full of wood !-- I'm loving my smoker !-- Missed the Spa blowout sale yesterday! They open till 8 tonight figure we'll show up at about 7 and play let's make a Hot Tub deal !-- They want to sell the left over 2015 models to make room for the 2016 models ! --My attitude is I don't have to have a hot tub but make me smile and I'll take one off your hands !

 

[Keef]

Some people use watch dogs to alert them to intruders !--Those 2 geese be about the best arm system U can get !-- Anything is amiss and the geese will wake U up!-- And--If they can they will kick it's a$$ only better alarm is peacocks !-- There scream will scare the hell out the uninformed !

 

[yarddog]

Keef, when I smoke, I keep my heat around 160-180 for generally 6 hours or so. Cover the meat and crank the coals to 190;225 and get the center temp where I want it.

 

[yarddog]

Best place to smoke is the cemetery. The peeps there don't mind, and people feel awkward and sorry for you when they see you out there.

 

[Keef]

Dog I done went hight tech on smoker! --Bought one called "Smoken-it"-- Electric Smoker --Add a fist full of wood chunks in it , set the temp and walk away !--it's a cube about 18 inches on each side !--If U can get piece of meat in it --It'll smoke it !--Temp goes up to 250 degrees-- We'll insulated so U shouldn't open it !-- Have to see if I can send U a pic of my smoker and Rosie and get U to post them for me !-- The wife has promised to teach me to post my own pics soon !-- I see it now !--.The smoker covering the smell of some dank weed while I soak out the aches and pains !