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[mrcane]

Wow a drug test 6hrs you mean you can smoke 6 hrs before this test??
Not the industry that I was working in.I had to at least have 30 days to pee

 

[mrcane]

Hey I'm so high I had to turn down the T.V. cause I couldn't taste my grilled cheese!

I almost missed this...To funny bro!!
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[Kraven]

The mouth swab is out now and its cheap and 100% accurate, but only good if tested under 6 hrs, after that there is not enough of the trace of smoke in the mouth. Its not testing THC perchance..... the tech is hush hush, but the test is looking for something found in cannabis smoke not the actual THC or metabolite. The problem now is the tech is getting way better and is fairly cheap. So the test is given in plain sight.... no privacy needed, and it not defeat-able yet. All this and cost less than the cheap commercial UA kits used by most employers.

 

[Keef]

Does pot farmers have to pass a drug screen?-- Sounds like the job for me !--

 

[DirtyDiana]

Yeah, Kraven that might have been useful info. Hope this is the last time! Got a job at a state prison in Louisiana years ago & just happened to see my pre employment drug screen results on the desk when I came in one night. I had been clean for 2 weeks, so I was surprised it showed positive for cannabis. It was only 20, which was barely positive. It would probably be about 20 million now! By the way, my expected 30 in health screen today took 2 grueling hours!

 

[DirtyDiana]

By the way, I was the only one who saw those results, that mattered anyway, cause I went on to work there for a year! Guess my karma is pretty good! And, speaking of Alice's Restaurant, listening to that song is part of our Thanksgiving tradition.

 

[DirtyDiana]

Is there anyone out there?

 

[umbra]

The whole Alice's Restaurant thing...Arlo liked to play Philly every Thanksgiving, I think he had relatives in the area. Everybody's' screaming for Alice's Restaurant, like 1974. He was so burnt out playing it, he said, when I pay to hear you play, you can play it. I found that it was easy to get into a meditation playing it over and over

 

[Hippie420]

Mother rapers, father stabbers, father rapers.....

We're all on the Group W bench, boys and girls! W does stand for weed, right?

 

[DirtyDiana]

I'm definitely on the group W bench! How about that Charlie Daniels song, Easy Rider? Another classic!

 

[DirtyDiana]

Just watched Black Jesus. One of the guys was stressing the entire show cause he had to report to his parole officer & he was afraid his drug screen would be positive & he'd go to jail. Jesus told him to go on & pee in the cup & face the music. He finally goes in & the parole officer tells him that he was positive for thc, but that it didn't really matter cause his parole was up 3 years ago! There had been a clerical error! Jesus saves, passes to Moses....... touchdown, score! Impaired, me?

 

[Hippie420]

Love Black Jesus! Squidbillies are pretty kool, too.

 

[Kraven]

Yawn, cup of coffee and a bowl at the ready....wake up OFC.

 

[Keef]

Morning O.F.C. !--Is it raining all over the world ?--

 

[Kraven]

Good, starts here this afternoon, then a bitter cold snap with 2 days lows in the mid 30's and then back to our tropical winter

 

[yarddog]

Sup OFC! Coffee and a bowl, nice crisp morning. Got a few days of low 30's. Time to get used to cold weather

 

[mrcane]

Good Morning O.F.C. 25 out there this am Burr..
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[umbra]

Good Morning OFC. Yep it's cold. Grow space is 75 so I am good. Smoking some skywalker this morning. Very high already.

 

[yarddog]

Headed out for a day of cutting trails. Got a lunch stowed, and 2.5 gals extra fuel. 200 mile range before needing a gas station. Don't want to worry about fuel while your lost. Y'all hold the fort down! Keep the fires burning!!

 

[mrcane]

Have a good day Y.D. Stay safe..