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good morning all. morning hunt is done . nice morning in the woods. I love October.
Take another Chernobyl doobie with ya. Give Bambi a chance.......
I took an older cousin hunting with me one year. Jessie loved his John Barley Corn a lot. It was getting late, so I took a slow stroll over to where he was hunting. Sure enough, he was passed out, laying back on a downed log, rifle still in his arms, with a dead soldier laying next to him.
I carefully took the gun off his lap and replaced it with a stick and headed back to the trailer. About an hour later, in he stumbles. His face was swollen up enough he looked like a mongoloid from all the mosquito bites, and he claimed he'd still be out there sleeping if the deer hadn't walked up and sniffed his face.
He wasn't mad about being disarmed. Claimed he jumped too high when the deer woke him up to get off a shot anyway.