Home of the Old Fart's Club

[Keef]

Told ya I wasn't doing nothing today but hanging out with ya'll !-- I have always had an addictive personality and when I fell the doctors were asking me what would help and I knew the names of all the good stuff !--
Me and morphine along with what ever was the flavor of the day ? --We was almost bullet proof !--I often wonder how I survived ? -- I got into trouble sometimes !-- Plus the drinking !-- When I used to drink --I drank for the bottom of the bottle !-- Now I just make liqour I don't drink !-- It never turns out well and I have bad hang overs !-- So weed is my drug of choice and my medicine !-- So should I go finish cutting the back yard ? -- I drag the mower around with my good arm !

 

[Keef]

I got that esp stuff Rose !-- I knew U was gonna ask ! -- No I ain't finished with the yard !

 

[Rosebud]

No hurry, when is DD home?

 

[Keef]

Wednesday evening D.D. be home !-- I got this ! --I went out to take a look and the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak !-- Weeds were high out there !-- It was a nice yard when we bought the place got a sprinkler system and all !-- Only thing is we stay under a water use advisory most of the time !-- I finally just shut it off !-- The weeds do well enough !-- Especially the sticker burrs !-- It 's not a big yard but I been digging up stickers plants as I mow !-- My puppies come limping in and I have to cut them out and usually get bit !-- I'm trying to get rid of them !

 

[WeedHopper]

Thanks for your help Keef. Im gonna call ya Doc Keef. Yehaaaaaaa
Hey Rose,,i just smoked a bowl and im drinking my 2nd Cold Bud Light. No AFIB,, ,because im not stressed. Lol

Damnt Kerf i wished i was on that Beach.

 

[Keef]

No U don't Hopper !-- 105 heat index and U can almost touch the sun !-- Even the water is 90 degrees !-- In the A/C is where it's at !-- Going in and out the O.R. and stuff I got called Doc enough I started answering to it !-- I also took them EMT classes so I worked the ER some times too !-- I really wanted to drive that ambulance and they really didn't want me to !-- I usually ended up in the thick of whatever happened !
E.R. Nurse used to tell me if you'll go give that guy over there a shot and help me get caught up before U leave--- I give U this bottle of demeral !-- Where U want me to start ?

 

[umbra]

No hurry, when is DD home?

Ok, you made me spit my coffee out.

 

[ness]

Evening OFC. Hopper, I'm glad you are figuring things out. Keef, I just wish your pain would go away. Let's hit this bong.:bong2:

This is NL4. All of the plants are pail green. Time for a feeding. As, soon, as they dry out they'll get feed.

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[ness]

opp's wrong picture. I'll try again.

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[Keef]

Ness new growth will be light green than older leaves !-- At least that's what I see !-- but I never feed or water !-- No guessing I just put the same stuff in the same amount of water and keep enough water in a box to make sure the pump is underwater !-- I check water levels once a week unless something doesn't look right !

 

[ness]

Put a bird bath out in the woods. As, soon, as the bird get use to it, I will enjoy watching them. There is humming birds coming around to there feeding spot. They are so small. I also have a bird feeder out, but the birds are not interested in it. I think it is because they are eating bugs. Come this fall I bet they will eat.

 

[ness]

Humm, I'll have to look at the bottom leafs more carefully next time I'm out checking. I just feed them Sat. Thank You keef for telling me that. I sure do not want to kill them. At least they look happy for now. The waiting is the hardest part.

 

[ness]

Have a good Evening OFC. Time for a Hit. Good night:bong2:

 

[Keef]

Good night Ness !-- I need to rustle up a bite to eat !-- Take some more caps !-- Been watching Supergirl! -- I watch Green Arrow too !
Like grown up comic books !

 

[2RedEyes]

Keef, I had no lawn at my house, just gravel. I miss having a lawn so decided to put one in. It's small 11'x20'. Also it's not done yet, I been working it for the last month or so. Removed the gravel cut down some ancient hedges and hauled them out, a couple of trees as well. This lawn is so small, it doesn't require a motor on the mower. I got one'a those old fashioned push mowers and the wife says she's gonna do it, we'll see....
Here's a pic of it and my current pot garden.

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[Keef]

Red Eyes mine is maybe 3 times that size ? --Maybe !-- My pot farm is in the house bloom in the master bedroom and veg is in a walk in closet off the master bathroom !-- We got a 3 bedroom house and there's only the 2 of us !-- D.D. always been a weekend night Nurse but she took a job 3 1/2 hours away so we got her a cheap apartment !-- She's in Austin about 3 weeks out the month --The pay was just too good to pass up and it also gives her deniablity !-- I get in trouble with the grow ? --We separated cause I'm crazy and she don't know what I'm doing down here !-- She should be able to spend every third week or so here !-- I'm looking for a place about half way between here and there to set up the Stoner Ranch !-- Top Secret grow site on about 10 acres !-- I want someplace with a place to land a little plane !-- They say if U can fly a helicopter U can fly anything! -- Army taught me to fly too !-- I got about 100 hours pilot time and a promise to myself I would fly again one day !--

 

[2RedEyes]

They got this opioid problem , but they talk about going after pot. It seems though that legal pot may actually help people with this problem. Why can't they come to understand and accept that.

 

[Keef]

That is beyond my understanding Cuz !-- I know personally about the use of cannabis for pain and even mental issues !-- I been smoking since 1973 but when I started eating it was when I found out how good it was !-- I believe all use of cannabis is medicinal !-- Someone gets off work and burns one just to relax that's medical in my book !-- There's so many people around here could use it but they no one even know how to use it but me !-- I learned here !

 

[2RedEyes]

I took my 1st toke in 1968 and stopped smoking some years later while I raised my(of course I had a toke now and then when ever it was convenient but you know how employers were/are) family and now that I have retired I find that I enjoy smoking pot and it does help with my aches and pains. I find that quite a number of my senior neighbors here also partake. Especially now that it has a somewhat legal status in California. I'm rooting for legal in all 51 plus...

 

[Keef]

I never stopped smoking !-- Had to learn to beat the drug screens but being medical field U learned stuff !
When I was on morphine the pain control doc would pull a surprise drug screen on me twice a year at least !-- I was supposed to have morphine in my system and nothing else !-- I smoke a joint on the way to the doctor !-- Got busted at the end for having clean pee !-- Old stoner grabbed the wrong pee !-- It was time to get off it and I knew it may have been subconscious I don't know !-- Withdrawals almost kilt me !-- Now I grow my own meds and I'm doing O.K. !-- I take my cannacaps 3 times a day !-- The pipe is always within reach so it's just a way of life for me !--
We about to file for my SS !-- That will probably be the monthly payment on the Stoner Ranch !-- Except for the shattered face and bulged disc in my neck --For 61 --I'm healthy enough !-- Quit smoking cogs several years ago and go an e-cig habit now !-- I need my caffeine --nicotine and weed !