burnin1
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I watched dating naked once on MTV. lol
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Might not work for some ppl dating naked,,,what happens if its cold and the poor guy has a shrinkage problem. :rofl:
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umbra
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Dude...it ain't the meat, it's the motion.....
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvrupRQD44I[/ame]
No motion if its sucked up like a turtle. Lol
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umbra
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One of my sisters is getting ready to turn 60 and I was asked to give a funny story about her to put on FB. I honestly only have 1 story, but it might not be FB material. So I'll tell it to you and you can give me some feedback. It's due like tomorrow so no rush or anything.
My sister is attractive. So much so that if she goes out by herself to a bar, she goes to a men's gay bar, so guys won't hit on her all the time. This was after her 2nd divorce. She wanted to go out, but not by herself, so she goes out with me and 2 of my friends. We go to Philly. We walk into a bar and the bartender, is an ex 1 hit wonder from the early 60's Philly music scene. My sister has no idea who he is. Bar was almost empty. I tell my sister who the bar tender is, Len Barry...and in her best Sylvester Stallone voice says, " Yo Lenny, fix me and my boys up with some of your magic and sing us a song." Then she starts singing his 1 hit wonder. He jumps out from behind the bar, and the 2 of them do the worst duet I have ever heard. Immediately, my sister has 3 drinks from 3 different guys. So she gives them to me and my 2 friends and we go thank the guys who bought them. Throughout the night my sister received another 6 or so drinks in which I and my friends drank and waved to guys who bought them for my sister. I knew it was time to call it a night when my sister went the bathroom and came back and said that it was the strangest Ladies room she had ever been in, they had urinals. I told her that was because it was the Men's room.
My sister is attractive. So much so that if she goes out by herself to a bar, she goes to a men's gay bar, so guys won't hit on her all the time. This was after her 2nd divorce. She wanted to go out, but not by herself, so she goes out with me and 2 of my friends. We go to Philly. We walk into a bar and the bartender, is an ex 1 hit wonder from the early 60's Philly music scene. My sister has no idea who he is. Bar was almost empty. I tell my sister who the bar tender is, Len Barry...and in her best Sylvester Stallone voice says, " Yo Lenny, fix me and my boys up with some of your magic and sing us a song." Then she starts singing his 1 hit wonder. He jumps out from behind the bar, and the 2 of them do the worst duet I have ever heard. Immediately, my sister has 3 drinks from 3 different guys. So she gives them to me and my 2 friends and we go thank the guys who bought them. Throughout the night my sister received another 6 or so drinks in which I and my friends drank and waved to guys who bought them for my sister. I knew it was time to call it a night when my sister went the bathroom and came back and said that it was the strangest Ladies room she had ever been in, they had urinals. I told her that was because it was the Men's room.
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Rosebud
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Pretty good story Umbra... Pretty funny, I vote to tell it. And happy birthday to her!
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Keef
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Happy B'day to the Aunt Umbra !
That Naked stuff in the wild ain't happening voluntarily! -- Scorpions stung me on the a** 2 different times and I had clothes on !-- I can't even think about a scorpion stinging me on the test tickle !--
That Naked stuff in the wild ain't happening voluntarily! -- Scorpions stung me on the a** 2 different times and I had clothes on !-- I can't even think about a scorpion stinging me on the test tickle !--
That aint funny damnt. The 1st day of school in the 6th grade i walked into the girls bathroom,,didnt even think about there were no urinals,,,anyway im standing there at the sink combing my hair(which i have none of anymore ) when 4 freaking girls walk in. They laughed there *** off as i walked out into the hall feeling like an idiot. Believe it or not,,i ended up dating one of those girls. True story.
Tell your sister,,i think she is cool,,,even if she cant sing. Lol
Tell your sister,,i think she is cool,,,even if she cant sing. Lol
I aint laying my baby birds on the ground for the ants to get at. Ouch,,,,:bolt:
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Keef
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I don't go swimming naked either !-- I don't want fishes getting confused !-- This not bait !
Yeah Keef them perch might choke on those little things. :rofl:
burnin1
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Keef
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U ever see what a snapping turtle can do ?-- Best just not tempt anything !--- I rode that inner tube in on a wave after seeing that "Big Shark Research" boat !-- No playing !-- I was up on the sand Jack !-- I already got in trouble for shooting shark once !-- It's O.K. to catch them but once U get them up almost on the beach --How U gonna get your hook back ?-- Seemed simple to me !--Shoot the shark then get my stuff back !-- That ain't allowed in the park !
Damn Burnin,,thats one nasty looking serpent. Yehaaaaaaaaa
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umbra
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I went to DR on vacation and we did a snorkeling thing where we swam with sharks...not a good idea. I had an underwater camera and took quite a few pix when 1 of the sharks head butted me and I freaked out and got back in the boat. My gf could stop laughing.
Should have head butted him or her back and gave him or her a rear naked choke hold ya big sissy,,,lol.
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umbra
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Oh....the one hit wonder, I bet you were wondering. Ha, ha...
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An1-ntyBcz8[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An1-ntyBcz8[/ame]
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Keef
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Father forgive me --I had KFC for supper !-- and --It was good !-- Dog it's nice to live in the country but I like being close to town !-- This one town where I met D.D. had one burger shop that closed at 9pm !-- Shopping is close !-- Being a tourist town there are a wide variety of everything all the time !-- Except liquor ! --Unlike Louisiana where every convenience store sells it 24/7- - U have to buy it at the liquor store or in a bar !---And not till after noon on Sunday cause Dat's da Lordes Day !-- Mane I am full and lit !-- Life is good !-- Wanna go shoot a shark ?
Damnt Umbra,,,i was watching that video, ,singing my *** off. Yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nope,,but i would love to catch one. Catch and release of course. I kill nothing that i aint eating,,unless its a human messing with my family,then i might make an exception. Lol
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