Home of the Old Fart's Club

[Keef]

Morning O.F.C. !-- Ugh !-- Where's my pipe ? -- Need coffee !--I be back !

 

[St_Nick]

Did battle with the wasps and this time them little suckas came up with the short end of the stick. Now if it would just cool down.

 

[Keef]

Nick they got these sand colored scorpions down here and since we been here I sat on one twice !-- They will light U up !-- Like a wasp but when they tag U it's makes U do that silent scream thing !-- Ruined a perfectly good buzz both times !--

I got a garage probably about the size of Umbra's and I watch what he does !--- There's also a small empty lot next door that is plenty big for a " Garage"-- ( grow room)-- Right now I think it's best I just learn to get good at squeezing the most out the grow within my limitations !-- D.D. can read the plants like a book --I created a monster right there !-- I did good !--
It looks rainy most of the day so I'm gonna build me a glorious buzz !-- I'm good at that U know ?

 

[Keef]

Wanted to show U why I can't tell if I've been successful at inducing polyploidy in these cuts !

Is they is ? --Or is they ain't ? -- I put off treating a batch this week !---Probably get back at it next week !--This is what's left from maybe a dozen and a half treated cuts !

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[Keef]

If 2 caps don't do anything and 4 is too many --Then I should take 5 right ?--

 

[St_Nick]

If 2 caps don't do anything and 4 is too many --Then I should take 5 right ?--

You know that's right.

 

[WeedHopper]

No,,,you should take 6. :rofl:

 

[Keef]

That's what I did Hopper !-- What's it gonna do? -- Get me high ? --I mean higher ?-- I been there before !

 

[WeedHopper]

DD gonna find Keef in the closet singing naked. :bolt:

 

[Keef]

I don't need anymore varieties right now but I got a grudge match that ain't over yet !-- I crossed my boy Trips on the Widow accidently and got 2 strong boys --I've had 2 attempts at GDP-X-B.R. -- and failed !-- A Blueberry Lemonade -Aka.-- Purple Haze --also defeated me first time around !-- I still got some seed so this ain't over !-- It's not longer a question of whether I need them !--

 

[Keef]

Hopper --I put some hash in da pipe too !--

 

[Keef]

As for D.D. -- It took maybe 2 1/2 gallons of blackberry wine to make a 750 mil bottle of blackberry brandy !-- I asked her to test it !-- It's her new fave !-- She put a dent in that stuff last night !-- I better get to the store and stock up on brewing supplies !-- I got to get some apple pie filling and see what I can get out of it !-- Apple Pie Brandy !--- Not to be confused with Apple Pie 'shine where U add flavor to sugar alcohol !-- I need me a dedicated freezer !-- Just like that song on that link someone posted --Moonshine and Weed !-- Growing weed and making liquor ? --At the beach ? -- I don't care what anyone says --life could be worse !
Now if they'll just find the cure to aging --I'll be just fine !

 

[DirtyDiana]

And Hopper, I'm sure not ready to find a naked, singing Keef in the closet either!

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[WeedHopper]

I dont Blame ya DD,,,,lol.

 

[Keef]

That's funny !-- Everybody knows I don't sing !

 

[WeedHopper]

So you came outta the closet did ya. .:rofl:

 

[Keef]

Just to take some more caps Hopper and refill my pipe !-- I'm on one them vision quest like ya'll do !
Hey I call them like I see them !-
The box in this pic hasn't had a res. change in 10 weeks +--I just keep moving another plant in every couple weeks !
- I'm calling B.-S. on changing a res. every 2 weeks ! -

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[Rosebud]

Hi Guys, how are ya'll?

Hot here and will be for two weeks at least. summer. the plants are trying to bloom but only if you close your eyes and stand on one foot and holler do you see it. I spread some more bene's last night..

Looks nice up there Keef.

Hey WH, closet? Keef? yup.

 

[Keef]

Ugh !- Clean filters on all the pumps !-- I need to get high !-- Wait !--I am !-- Let's pretend I'm not and get lit !--
What up Princess Rosebud ? -- Wanna get high ?

 

[Keef]

Umbra anywhere near those fires ?-- With a crop about to finish --he be out there with a water hose working!-- Louisiana be under water !-- This keeps up I'll have to build me one of them Noah houses !-- Little floating home with a nice grow room !-- No property taxes --I could rock that !