Keef, if you and RWS are going through a half pound a month, you might want to consider drying out for a few months!
Back in the day, I used to go through an ounce a week, but keep in mind, if I had weed, everyone got high. Never was shy about sharing with friends. It was good stuff, but not medical grade goodies like today. After taking a 19 year hiatus raising a kid, you could wave a pack of zig zags in front of me and I got high!
Now a days, two or three tokes in the morning, the same in the afternoon, and a few extra at night works just fine for me. I wish the Old Hen would get high with me. She did promise to do it before I take the Big Nap, but I wonder. We used to have such fun together stoned. She always had the weirdest sense of humor.
One time, I broke a bone in the top of my left foot. Tried to bite the bullet, but the damn thing HURT! Went to the doctor, got an Xray, was told it was definatly broken, and told to stay off it for two weeks. She looks the doctor straight in the face and says, "It's a good thing it was his left foot."
The doctor looks at her funny and says, "Why?"
The Old Hen says, "Because he's right handed!"
The look on that doctor's face was priceless......
