Home of the Old Fart's Club part 2

[Keef]

I'm a child !- 1974 they escorted me onto a plane in Korea and took the handcuffs off and watched until it took off !- I had decided to stay in Korea and the army disagreed with that decision !-- Then I got to California after missing my plane in Hawaii for 3 days in a row !- I over slept !- It was an accident - I promise I be on the plane tommorrow --
Bastids got no sense of humor ?-- Then California and I'm back in civilization free at last !- Then the punk spit on me and called me a baby killer right there in the airport !-- Wasn't my 1st time in handcuffs !-- Head butted him right across the bridge of the nose -- Hard !-- He bled on me !-- So back in cuffs being escorted onto another plane !-- Asked to stay da hell outta California and they wasn't polite in they speech !-- Hellova way to treat a military policeman !

Edit -- Move to California Keef and U can grow legally !-- They said -- Don't come back or we put U in jail !-- They was mean to me !-- I ain't going back !

 

[Keef]

Got me thinking about the good ole days now - When I was young and stupid instead of old and stupid !- The army sent me from Korea to Ft Polk Louisiana after some time back home -- They were reconstructing the 5th infantry division and brought in a core of experienced people from around the world -- 1st 50 badass experienced military policemen throw a party who gonna stop it ?- Who U gonna call ?- and then comes the next day !-- Who busted all the window out that building ?--
Never get into an argument about how much is in a Tall Boy beer !-- U got to go buy some - Then there's more beer - more people -- red lights and sirens !-
I rode an ice chest down 3 flights of stairs - It was a bad landing !- Cops told us hold it down and went away - We didn't !-- Place was a wreck the next day !

 

[Keef]

Mountain of a MP in the new group said he been in Germany for 3 years and ain't ever had myass whooped !--
Took a swipe at a smaller guy and got schooled right there in front of God and everybody !- Oh did he beat that big man up !- Kicked him up side da head and everything !-
This was not a fair fight but a straight up beat down !- Big man never had a chance !-- Oh was we in trouble !- Good Times !

Edit -- I didn't like being squad leader anyway !-

 

[Mary Jane]

TP;DR

I didn't understand what your response was here hun.

Nov - They were still trying to figure out this new hemp law in Texas when COVID busted out -- I was beginning to lose my fear of the cops catching me before the virus !- Only thing is the same 411 the cops could use to catch U can be used by unsavory characters that might just come take your **** at gun point !-- It didn't come from someone tracking him down here but ask Umbra how It feels when pounds are taken from U with a gun ?

Oh my, are you saying he was robbed? At Gunpoint?! That does sound scary.

I wrote a long ole paragraph and deleted it. Im a little sensitive this morning. I saw a video of our daughter yesterday. Her husband was videoing a beautiful body of water and did a panoramic scroll and ended on B. I about cried. She looked great for someone who had covid for 4 weeks
I realized how scared i have been. This stuff sucks. Back to smoking pot and digging in the dirt. Smokeumifyougottum

I hope things get better for you dear. I'll say a prayer for you and your family.

 

[Keef]

Evening Mary Jane !-- Yes Umbra did !- Not the end of the story but yes he did !-- Nick there got busted with 48 quart jars of some the OFC's finest !- Took him to jail and busted up all his grow stuff !-- Just another kind of thief !-- I myself took in my nephew - The son of little brother after he died !- He split with a couple cases of jars --cleaned me out --and took my motor scooter too ! -- So forgive us for being a little paranoid ?-- This is not really a hang out for people who like to get high !-- This is a pot farmers forum !-- If U would like to learn I'm sure there's someone doing something similar who can guide U ! -- I'm sorry U got off to a bad start !

Edit -- Zig got busted too !

 

[Keef]

We also not allowed to talk about disgusting orange pig men politicians and the like either !

 

[2RedEyes]

Evening there ofc, y’all might be asleep already but I’m not...cheers, I’m about to step out for a smoke..join me?

 

[Keef]

Doing it RE !--
Some night Time music ?

Halestorm - I get off !

And I'm out !

 

[novitius]

I'm up too. Evening gents. Care for some of Umbra's lemon cleaner?
You know, I was on a food run to satisfy urges and happened upon a convoy of EMS. They roll with 8 busses, 2 ladders and 2 SUVs around here! Leave a bus behind and keep rolling.... Scared me senseless... This 5hits real.

 

[QBCrocket]

note to self , 1 cap of white widow is enough ,

 

[2RedEyes]

Steady there QBC...

 

[hollowpoint]

Good Morning OFC...took a look outside in the Moon shine and it is dry and warm...I may have to hit the garden this week with sprinkler if we do not catch a shower. Watered the indoor garden up and rewarded with a delicious smell...would not want that smell hitting the streets...lots of new friends would be on the hunt! Keef you should see Fort Polk these days...after they moved the 5th Mechanized Division out and disbanded it....they built an OPFOR town there...it is built like a mid-east town ....complete with actors and Soviet style equipment..including T72's and MI 8's and Mi24 Hind D model.The actors are mostly Hispanic. If you notice armor moving in your area...it is not martial law prep....Our beloved Marine Corp has to give up their 4 tank battalions (1 reserve unit as well)..M777 artillery..and even some of its Air Wing..lightening the load for Island campaigns in the Pacific. Some where a Marine General took and order from an Admiral...bit hunks out of his tongue...saluted ...said Yes Sir and walked off...this is not how they operate.Off for a walk...Peace ya'll

 

[novitius]

Morning OFC! We've plenty of rain up this way HP. I go do a dance for ya, maybe they enjoy and help you out?
Up early to spray bugs but now I go dance in the rain for a bit.

 

[thegloman]

Good morning yall!
Well the warm spell is over.
I have 3 plants I have No room for indoors and its still too cold at night to leave them outside.
I guess its back to the out in the day and in during the night again. I just can't bring myself to destroy the girlz I raised from a cut. lol. Sentimental old fool that I am. lol

 

[thegloman]

Companies today are bragging about making plants taste like meat.. but cows have been doing that for ages!

 

[AladinSane]

I see that i'm not the only old fart up and about this morning, so good morning all. Hope today is a better day than yesterday was. Be well ya'll.

 

[stinkyattic]

Mornin' toots. Cool and overcast here this morning. Getting ready to run a day's worth of plating tank chemistry tests, fun fun, love me some data points lol.
Work has been unusually awful this week but I found out yesterday I'm getting upgraded to an office/lab nearly triple the size of my current 6x8 broom closet... and it has an exterior window! After begging for years for just a real bookcase... I got one of the nicest spaces in the whole facility. So that's a ray of sunshine during these dark times.
The climbing rose I moved earlier in the week is hanging in there and showing new leaf growth. I suspect it's not going to flower much this year after being dug up and manhandled at the end of dormant season and hope I'm wrong.
Everyone have a lovely day and remember to tell your plants something encouraging! I hear they enjoy flattery ; )

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning and have a good day.
I am heading to work. Well im actually going to my office in the other room.

 

[Keef]

Morning OFC !-- Woke up with my back hurts and making grandpa noise when I move !- I don't like it !-- I took 3 of them caps and some Advil --
HP - That was my 2nd time at Ft Polk - I did my basic training there in 1973 -- Spent my last 6-8 months of that enlistment there before they let me out !--Saw my first music concert in Shrevesport -- Albert King opened for some skinny white guy named Eric Clapton -
When I reenlisted it had been a touch over 5 years since my discharge so they sent me to Ft Jackson SC and made me go thru basic training again !-- Showed up with a couple Xacto- knifes - A metal tube with with a screw in thing U can put different craft blades for craft work and the like -- looks a lot like a ball point pen !--
Mine had been modified into a one hitter pipe !-- That soft metal tube of BenGay ointment ? - Had been emptied and cleaned - stood on end and some melted wax poured into the nozzle end so U open it U see BenGay--Unfold the flat end and pull that bag of manicured weed out for the one hitter - Same with that tube of toothpaste !- 2 of them cop soldiers searched my **** make sure I wasn't bringing in contraband !--
I woulda paid more attention to that shave kit !- Dats where da **** was hid !-- Made me a squad leader again - for a little while - It didn't work out !-- They took all your civilian **** and only let U keep your shave kit !-- Who woulda ever thunk it ?- Took everything leaving me only my shave kit and writing instruments !- including that one hitter !-

Overcast in the mudhole -- Got to stay down and let my poor back heal up some !

 

[Keef]

Satan whispered in my ear-- You're not strong enough to face the coming storm !-- I whispered back -- 6 feet back mofo !