holiday cheer contest

[joeb631a]

Hey Ezekiel.

If you're going to talk about my Mother ,let me at least finish my coffee

 

[joeb631a]

Wow joe you’re the man with the eye for sure. Congratulations again

Thank you ! I want to thank Boo and my friends ,and my slide rule ....

 

[joeb631a]

Wow joe you’re the man with the eye for sure. Congratulations again

 

[RosterMan]

Thank you ! I want to thank Boo and my friends ,and my slide rule ....

Did you have to disclose the fact that Mom was a guess your weight barker at the traveling show?

 

[joeb631a]

Congratulations @joeb631a you are one smart cookie. Enjoy your boopac .

Fun contest boo

Thank you Subie ,cookies dont last long enough for me to get smart..!

 

[oldfogey8]

Thank you ! I want to thank Boo and my friends ,and my slide rule ....

I was using my abacus. I am behind on technology but at least I am not counting on my fingers and toes anymore.

 

[joeb631a]

I was going to use the long island basement address for roster if he was within the hand grenades shot of the right number. I think roster was the furthest from right on the guess…

I was wondering ,was it the same basement they film in Pulp Fiction?

 

[joeb631a]

I was using my abacus. I am behind on technology but at least I am not counting on my fingers and toes anymore.

fingers arent so bad toes are a bitch ,need to bend down to see ,its dark down there and hard to see !

 

[joeb631a]

Nope Joe the Gerbils are way too small for their Big holes LOL
They use these as daily suppositories View attachment 314928

Wow ,my turkey this year wasnt as big ...!

 

[joeb631a]

One day I’ll get the lingo…

you had to be a beatnik growing up Subie ,you're too young Girl!

 

[joeb631a]

Subway, old school vernacular calls a pound an elbow, slang for lb…ounces are called zips as the came in zip lock baggies…now you know

when I first started a zip was $20 a dime was $10 and a nickel was a 1/4 $5
at least 30% seeds and sticks

 

[joeb631a]

Getting scientific, that implies I have a brain. My wife would debate that.

Lol I think your wife must be talking to my wife ....

 

[oldfogey8]

fingers arent so bad toes are a ***** ,need to bend down to see ,its dark down there and hard to see !

I used to use the hair on my head for more complex calculations but since I went bald, I am at a loss…

 

[joeb631a]

I used to use the hair on my head for more complex calculations but since I went bald, I am at a loss…

me2...

 

[Slab]

What does Imao mean, please?

Joe congratulations. Enjoy your prize.

It's a French kitten

 

[joeb631a]

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nice haircut !

 

[joeb631a]

Now My Elbow is sore

then leave your winky alone for a bit...

 

[joeb631a]

It's a French kitten

I had a girlfriend who I used call my little French kitten.
I dont know why I did she was Puerto Rican...

 

[joeb631a]

Nice job, Joe. You have an impressively calibrated eye. A triple beam has nothing on you.

Like a dope I got rid of my triple beam when I got popped .
I bought it brand new not some beat up piece of crap stolen from some high school.

 

[Slab]

I miss my old dial-a-gram.