Daily Words Of Wisdom

[pute]

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

 

[user 60606]

tea leaves lie

 

[MechaniMan]

Things changed!

 

[CrashMagnet]

It's not different this time.

 

[RosterMan]

Thongs Change

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Change Thongs

 

[Hippie420]

My older brother gave me some words of wisdom on my 60th birthday.

1) Never trust a fart.

2) Never pass up a chance to pee.

3) Never waste an erection, whether alone or in groups of two or more.

 

[pute]

Don't get up on the wrong side of the bed

 

[RosterMan]

Never let ************ hang down and out in front of horny women

 

[RosterMan]

Never give in to lusting by others

 

[pute]

A lie will always have to be followed by another lie

 

[WeedHopper]

Why i never.

 

[RosterMan]

Who Me?

 

[oldfogey8]

Doing right by strangers used to be common. It isn’t anymore. Lessons learned at the beach today…

Whales are usually further out to sea.

 

[WeedHopper]

They make good floats and they are already blown up. Although i am guessing Roster would still try to get more wrinkles out. Hopehe has good lungs and a rag. Think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

 

[pute]

Only thing I can think of is ROTUND

 

[oldfogey8]

They make good floats and they are already blown up. Although i am guessing Roster would still try to get more wrinkles out. Hopehe has good lungs and a rag. Think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

To expand on my ‘mean’ post. Mrs Fogey and I found a nice spot on the beach where we could look at the water and chill. We took care not to plop down in front of a family that was already there. Then this herd of bison showed up and set up between us and the water. I overheard the mother berating her daughters boyfriend by telling him her car was way nicer than the kids fathers car like the kid had anything to do with it. Loser woman. The kid should have told her to keep her sow daughter and left.

 

[pute]

The man with the Gold has the Rule.

 

[WeedHopper]

All I have to is outrun you. Leg wounds suck.

 

[pute]

Work smater not harder.