Daily Words Of Wisdom

[user 60606]

Knowledge is a deadly friend if no one sets the rules

 

[oldfogey8]

"A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts…”

 

[user 60606]

If I had all the money in the world
I'd probably burn it all

If I had all the riches in the world
I'd surely burn it all

 

[RosterMan]

Lets see who gets this
"when the log rolls over we all be dead"

 

[Hippie420]

Roaches in the toilet.

 

[RosterMan]

Roaches in the toilet.

Had a feeling it would be you LOL

 

[RosterMan]

I still sing that song in my head late at night a joke my Dad told many yrs ago LOL

 

[user 60606]

 

[pute]

Supply vs demand determines the value of anything.

 

[pute]

A good salesman always answers a question with a question

 

[pute]

Never put something off until tomorrow when you can get someone else to do for you today

 

[pute]

Marijuana...never leave home without it

 

[pute]

Sometimes it's better to ask for for forgiveness rather than permission

 

[RosterMan]

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

 

[RosterMan]

 

[RosterMan]

Once a man walked naked in a bathroom holding 2 bars of soap. When three blondes walked in, he got so afraid and hid behind a vending machine. The first blonde says, " lets see what they have in the vending machine," so she pulls the lever. The man gets afraid and drops one bar of soap. The blonde says hay I got a bar of soap. The second blonde also gets a bar by pulling the lever. Now the third blonde she pulls the lever but she doesn't get anything. She starts to cry and the other two blondes start to walk away, the blonde starts pulling the lever again and again in frustration, suddenly she stops crying and runs up to her friends and says, "hay look I got some lotion."

I heard it told with 3 old ladys , 2 packs of cigs and on a hotel floor

 

[RosterMan]

 

[pute]

I was here when you came......I will be here when you are gone.

 

[pute]

A monkey with a note in his mouth is smarter that most people in Washington now days

 

[RosterMan]