Crap crap and more crap

[SubmarineGirl]

She still has no business going around the house for inspection.

 

[Ganjier]

We have never met, but she has had a bad experience with me, her daughter and I had a rough start early on, its been 4 year later and things are very well now.

 

[Ganjier]

sounds like you have answered your own question

So fire one up when she comes through the door?

 

[RosterMan]

Is the house in Moms name, and are you on a lease or pay rent?
Mom can **** in the middle of the floor if she wants too If you do not.

 

[RosterMan]

So fire one up when she comes through the door?

Have a bong hit ready for her

 

[RosterMan]

Maybe a big Dab too LOL

 

[oldfogey8]

I am also looking at a 20" x 20" tent purchase.....it will fit much better in the closet vs the 24" one I have. Do you think 20" x 20" will be big enough for a veg tent?

Can you just have them live in the closet without a tent? My gut tells me if she is going to do an inspection, it will be in her first couple of visits. After that your bedroom should be off limits. Then back to business as usual.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Will your wife tell her about the garden? Some moms and daughters are pretty tite…

 

[RosterMan]

I would venture to say as long as your Girlfriend tells her mom its is hers and not your Garden if she finds it.
Goos Luck

 

[SubmarineGirl]

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Oh no, not wife? Well good luck. I agree then she needs to claim the garden as if it were hers

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Can you make a warm place in the attic for your vegging plants?

 

[Lesso]

I take it your MIL would not approve?

Are you in a legal state?

I would tape some pink sexy love hearts all over the bedroom door, closed of course and post a sign so she may get embarrassed if she goes in there. Maybe toss a few “love toys“ right by the door opening if she does happen to open the door to get her attention off the closet. Mom shouldn’t be in your bedroom closet…
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Brilliant....unless mama's a freaky deaky

 

[RosterMan]

Brilliant....unless mama's a freaky deaky

She my want to join in Mother Daughter swing thing

 

[Ganjier]

Will your wife tell her about the garden? Some moms and daughters are pretty tite…

That would never happen. She wouldn't say a peep because she knows it would be bad. But I get what you are saying.

 

[RosterMan]

Is the Mom Hot
Could ask Joe631 to take one for the team
And woo her to dinner

 

[Hippie420]

She my want to join in Mother Daughter swing thing

You've been watchin' way too much porn.

 

[Ganjier]

Is the Mom Hot
Could ask Joe631 to take one for the team
And woo her to dinner

Hot to me and hot to Joe may be a far drift, lol.

 

[RosterMan]

You've been watchin' way too much porn.

Not enough Sex

 

[RosterMan]

Hot to me and hot to Joe may be a far drift, lol.

Yep
Could put a wig on a honeydew and Joe would be trying to hump it