well i'm not going all out on dinner tonight, but for lunch (just my lunch btw, there was only one sandwhich) today i made a turkey sandwhich with 5 strips of bacon piled on top. after that, i shredded mozzarella and cheddar cheese and threw a biiiig mound of that on top along with some onions. i popped that in the toaster oven and spread some crushed garlic on top of the other slice of bread and put that in too. i took the extra slice out early and spread mayo and ranch on it, and then squirted barbecue sauce and mustard on top of the cheese while it was still toasting. then i waited for the heaping mound of cheese to fully melt, and i took it out. after that, i threw on lettuce, a sliced cherry tomato and part of a bell pepper, and sealed the deal.
BUT WAIT!!!!!!
I wasn't done yet. To top it off, i threw about 3/4 of a pint of haagen-daz cherry vanilla ice cream into the blender and poured in some milk, and made a milkshake. there were about two cups full, and after sitting down at the tv to eat while watching mythbusters (great show btw), i was very, very satisfied.
P.S. i would venture to say that the sandwich weighed around 1.5 pounds.