False... but to tell the truth I was once in love with a stripper when I was a cocktail waitress at a topless club. She was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life!!!
The person below me is a rabid Dr. Pepper drinker....
the person below me has spent the last 45 minutes looking for there keys, however on the way to the bedroom had become sidetracked by there bowl and completely forgotten what they were doing