I went out to water this morning and I was attacked by thousands of mosquitoes!
they must have hatched out overnight , it was shocking because I watered yesterday and no mosquitoes…***!
Big, this is gonna be as hard as whistling with a mouthful of crackers, but I gotta tellya:
There ain't no mosquitos atall, atall at Chateau Sneakydicker.
Oh, they can be found if you go into the local jungles around here, but they are not here at all. Another oddity: I have never seen a grasshopper down here for 40 years.
But then, we have lizards in the trees learning to fly. Well... hold that one.
We do have monster cockroaches that
can fly.
We have toads that have psychedelic goo on them (poisonous).
We have adorable little bright green frogs with big eyes and suckers on their feet that can walk up a glass window. Cute as can be,
but they copiously schit great gobs of sticky, dark bugturds. On the windows. And doors.
And we have iguanas in such numbers that the folks whose lands have them cannot walk across their lawns because of iguana ****. I counted 16 on the ground alone without having to move earlier today on my "No Kill" pacifist Indian neighbor's** lawn. There'd be an equal or greater number in the trees he has. He has a canal along his lawn.
**One of the nicest people I've ever met. He just does not like killing.
