The Original Old Farts Club

[RosterMan]

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Or find the contact position number 75 from the Kama Sutra

 

[RosterMan]

A generation that grows up being taught to hate their country will not defend their country and will end up losing their country. As is often said, be careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

 

[user 60570]

Yall did a good job on that pizza. I told my momma that her bread started a whole conversation on the MP page and that her bread got a lot of likes and good comments. i think that put her in the mood to do some baking. She had a ladies lunch today to celebrate one of their birthdays. I went by prior to the lunch to drop off meals on wheels and a birthday plant for her friend (thyme not cannabis). She gave me these eclairs she just made this morning to take home. I also had a bunch of folks at my house eating today but they are all gone now and we just finished it yum yum yum. I’m gonna tell her she got a lot more likes on the MP page so she will make me some More of my childhood favorites View attachment 294841

you are killing me!

 

[user 60570]

Fig ?




Here's one not to grow in your front yard


Hibiscus cannabinus L.

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I bought a couple packs of these to plant in my front yard this spring

Cleome

 

[SubmarineGirl]

you are killing me!

I actually knew you would love this for breakfast while I was eating it. Have a great Sunday big

 

[OGKushman]

It looks like a fig to me too.

I sure hope it’s a fig! That would be awesome. I love them and had a tree growing up. It’s like liquid brown sugar.

 

[user 60570]

I actually knew you would love this for breakfast while I was eating it. Have a great Sunday big

oh thanks a lot!…that really helps….here I am eating fecking cookies and staring at chocolate eclairs….sometimes life ain’t fair I tell yas!

 

[joeb631a]

Yall did a good job on that pizza. I told my momma that her bread started a whole conversation on the MP page and that her bread got a lot of likes and good comments. i think that put her in the mood to do some baking. She had a ladies lunch today to celebrate one of their birthdays. I went by prior to the lunch to drop off meals on wheels and a birthday plant for her friend (thyme not cannabis). She gave me these eclairs she just made this morning to take home. I also had a bunch of folks at my house eating today but they are all gone now and we just finished it yum yum yum. I’m gonna tell her she got a lot more likes on the MP page so she will make me some More of my childhood favorites View attachment 294841

Mom looking for a stepson?

 

[Hippie420]

Diet is getting torpedoed again today. Taking the Old Hen out to her favorite restaurant for her 68th birthday. Gotta stuff a buffalo burger down my gaping maw, along with some onion rings.
From now to the middle of September is my favorite time of the year. She's now TWO YEARS OLDER than me, and I never let her forget it. I've been known to stop strangers in the street just to tell 'em how she ripped me right off my Momma's *** and dragged me to the alter. The ultimate cougar!

Glad she's the good natured type or she'd have killed me in my sleep years ago.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Mom looking for a stepson?

I’m sure she would take you in.

 

[user 60570]

I’m sure she would take you in.

with those chocolate eclairs I am sure the line would be very long!

 

[joeb631a]

 

[joeb631a]

Public Service Announcemet . Please act responsibly..

 

[joeb631a]

Diet is getting torpedoed again today. Taking the Old Hen out to her favorite restaurant for her 68th birthday. Gotta stuff a buffalo burger down my gaping maw, along with some onion rings.
From now to the middle of September is my favorite time of the year. She's now TWO YEARS OLDER than me, and I never let her forget it. I've been known to stop strangers in the street just to tell 'em how she ripped me right off my Momma's *** and dragged me to the alter. The ultimate cougar!

Glad she's the good natured type or she'd have killed me in my sleep years ago.

Still not too late proceed with caution...

 

[Hippie420]

View attachment 294935 Public Service Announcemet . Please act responsibly..

Reminds me of the time that I bought my first brand new, nobody ever owned her but me Harley. I was in love. Paid cash for her, too. The Old Hen, after a couple of weeks of watching me drool over the scooter on a daily basis says, "I think you love that bike more than you do me."
I said, "Nope, but in a way, yep. If you needed an operation to save your life and the only way I could pay for it was to sell the bike, she'd be gone in a heartbeat. Now, if I came home tomorrow and you said that it was either the Harley or you, I'd ask you what you wanted, paper or plastic?"
She got the idea.

 

[OGKushman]

I’ve got another bird poop freebie tree. It’s a few years old now. I covered it with a literal ton of soil, and ran it over at least 20 times when rolling my hill for compaction. It just kept coming up. I believed it was a carob tree last year when it was smaller. Today I gave it a little water and potting soil love, and noticed it has a terminating leaf. My research led me to believe carob’s did not have terminating leaves on their branches.

At the end of the season last year I inspected it and it had a very Citrus type smell when crushing the leaves in your hand. I was very intrigued. If it was citrus it would surely die as we see low 20 degree F temps in winter, we are in an elevated no citrus zone, and it’s on a north facing hill behind a fence and doesn’t get sun until after noon.

What say yee?

 

[joeb631a]

Dear Ann Landers,
You are my last resort and I have no where to turn to . I am heart broken and dont know what to do.
My Wife of 7 years had started to change. I noticed She has become more secretive.I notice her going to work dressing way less conservative than usual. I notice phone calls coming in at all hours. She always goes in another room . She has started to go" Out with the girls " and coming home far later than is reasonable. I am crushed and besides my self. I ask her what she did last night and She gives me curt and short replies with added sarcasm .I am so distraught and unsure of my future .I just could not stand it any more and was bursting with apprehension so I decided to spy on her. Feeling scared and so so guilty I hid in the garage where I could see who was bringing her home so late and out of sorts. As I was kneeling behind my 2018 Fatboy I noticed a little oil drip from the gear box .Should I try to change the gasket my self or is it a bring it back to the dealer job.
Thank You

 

[OGKushman]

The branches of the other tree look too “woody” to be fig and the leaves don’t have that distinct fuzz I remember but there is one way to test I can snap a leaf off and look for that white milk.

 

[user 60570]

I’ve got another bird **** freebie tree. It’s a few years old now. I covered it with a literal ton of soil, and ran it over at least 20 times when rolling my hill for compaction. It just kept coming up. I believed it was a carob tree last year when it was smaller. Today I gave it a little water and potting soil love, and noticed it has a terminating leaf. My research led me to believe carob’s did not have terminating leaves on their branches.

At the end of the season last year I inspected it and it had a very Citrus type smell when crushing the leaves in your hand. I was very intrigued. If it was citrus it would surely die as we see low 20 degree F temps in winter, we are in an elevated no citrus zone, and it’s on a north facing hill behind a fence and doesn’t get sun until after noon.

What say yee?
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[RosterMan]