The Original Old Farts Club

[pute]

I actually live in a high desert. Indians wouldn't even live here. Then we started building dams......and now days we not only supply the front range of Colorado we supply all the lower basin states as well. Cali, Ariz, Nevada ...... get yer own fricken water. Cali won't build dams because of the environmentalists. That is why the whole state burns up every summer. Nebraska and Kansas are getting water from us as well. We give out so much fricken water that we are on water restrictions every summer. Without the Rocky Mountains all those beautiful golf courses and housing developments would be dust.

 

[OGKushman]

Pute, we have had 15 - 20 mph sustained winds since the middle of February with gusts hitting up to 34 mph .. and whatever happened to that ' April showers bring May flowers ' stuff, we have had only 0.05 tenths of an inch since April 1st and the average over the last 60 yrs has been 9 inches of rain for this time of the month .. .. yeah my son drives in your area 3 - 5 times a month and said it usually a bi tch on 18 wheels

Are you my neighbor? We are so damn tired of the wind

 

[pute]

Time for a nice relaxing jacuzzi

 

[joeb631a]

Man Killed on Golf Course

A foursome of guys was waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women's tee. The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten feet. Then she went over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.

She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those f~cking lessons I took over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 66 . . .

 

[Hippie420]

Are you my neighbor? We are so damn tired of the wind

I'm watching 50' pines dancing as I type.

 

[user 60606]

Are you my neighbor? We are so damn tired of the wind

I'm at Latitude 30.311876 and Longitude -95.456055 ... I have good neighbors except for one .. tell me now

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[RosterMan]

I'm watching 50' pines dancing as I type.

 

[joeb631a]

Its either my weed got better or the picture is doing a hokey pokey...

 

[user 60570]

I'm at Latitude 30.311876 and Longitude -95.456055 ... I have good neighbors except for one .. tell me now

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we are at 38.7 and -102.7

 

[Hippie420]

Tiki cuddled up next to my side, cackled a bit, and laid an egg. Second one this month. It would take a dozen of 'em to make half a piece of French toast.

 

[joeb631a]

Tiki cuddled up next to my side, cackled a bit, and laid an egg. Second one this month. It would take a dozen of 'em to make half a piece of French toast.

there is always Tiki...just saying lol!

 

[OGKushman]

Hardest part of growing? Letting a plant finish completely.

My mom used to say patience is a virtue. I never really understood what that meant. Virtue is like your life’s goal right. Wait. Holy **** how did I never understand that until this second. Now I gotta call mom and let her know the weed is gonna be a week longer then expected.

 

[Hippie420]

If you've got a big enough stash from the last grow, it's not that hard to wait for the perfect time. If you're down to buying brick weed, it's a whole different story.

 

[Carty]

Hey All... stressing a bit, just learned wife needs 2nd back surgery from being rear ended by butthead in an old pickup.. crap for insurance so all we have is ours..
Think I'm gonna blow things up, see if I can keep her in good meds.. pills r not her gig.
Gonna happen asap so keep Ladybug in your prayers.
Thanks fam

 

[Carty]

Hardest part of growing? Letting a plant finish completely.

My mom used to say patience is a virtue. I never really understood what that meant. Virtue is like your life’s goal right. Wait. Holy **** how did I never understand that until this second. Now I gotta call mom and let her know the weed is gonna be a week longer then expected.

Your so right dude.. and like Hippie said, especially when your out out...lol.
That 1 extra week makes ALL the difference in potency

 

[Unca Walt]

Just got back from a wind blown walk. It has been windy here for a thousand days. I am sick of it. You know it is windy when there is hardly any boats on the lake. Watching people trying to get a boat in or out of the water with 3 ft swells is funny......as long as it isn't me doing it.

Gotta run to the hardware store for some supplies. later.

My big flag out on the road was "spanking" most of yesterday. Could not keep a hat on. No way to light up outdoors unless I was relaxing on the back porch.

So I did.

 

[Unca Walt]

If you've got a big enough stash from the last grow, it's not that hard to wait for the perfect time. If you're down to buying brick weed, it's a whole different story.

OK -- You got me again.

What the heck is the derogated "brick weed"?

 

[Unca Walt]

Hey All... stressing a bit, just learned wife needs 2nd back surgery from being rear ended by butthead in an old pickup.. crap for insurance so all we have is ours..
Think I'm gonna blow things up, see if I can keep her in good meds.. pills r not her gig.
Gonna happen asap so keep Ladybug in your prayers.
Thanks fam

That ain't right. At the very least, I would execute the butthead (but that's just me). You might well have some other path like "Go Fund Me" <-- Worth a shot.

Any clones of that site? Find out. Send an e-mail to the Pillow Guy.

See if you can you get any pro bono advice from a silk.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Hey All... stressing a bit, just learned wife needs 2nd back surgery from being rear ended by butthead in an old pickup.. crap for insurance so all we have is ours..
Think I'm gonna blow things up, see if I can keep her in good meds.. pills r not her gig.
Gonna happen asap so keep Ladybug in your prayers.
Thanks fam

So sorry to hear this Carty. Ms Ladybug will be in my thoughts and prayers for a quick recovery from her surgery

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

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Smh wow that's crazy what kinda job?

He was a grinder on aerospace investment castings.

Hey All... stressing a bit, just learned wife needs 2nd back surgery from being rear ended by butthead in an old pickup.. crap for insurance so all we have is ours.. Think I'm gonna blow things up, see if I can keep her in good meds.. pills r not her gig. Gonna happen asap so keep Ladybug in your prayers. Thanks fam

Prayers to Ladybug!! Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1