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It caused a pretty big stir when I went turkey hunting. My .44 Magnum startled folks in the frozen poultry section...
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REMEMBER TO ENTER BUD OF THE MONTH
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Morning OFC. Snow detail today. Looks like about 8". I will wait for it to warm up a bit.....-1 out there currently.
Wow, cool logo for the Bud of The Month Roster. Let's see if the buds are as good this month.
I need to find the coffee girls so I can fully enjoy my java.
Wow, cool logo for the Bud of The Month Roster. Let's see if the buds are as good this month.
I need to find the coffee girls so I can fully enjoy my java.
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no snow here , just a lite dusting
took some of the coffee girls out to a farm to check it out and now they don’t want to come back to the city
I will have to give them all a bonus to come back to work now
bring on the big bonus
a bonus huh
I already had my bonus
bonus huh?
well alrighttty then
we don’t need no bonus , we got each other
free at last!
took some of the coffee girls out to a farm to check it out and now they don’t want to come back to the city
I will have to give them all a bonus to come back to work now
bring on the big bonus
a bonus huh
I already had my bonus
bonus huh?
well alrighttty then
we don’t need no bonus , we got each other
free at last!
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Thanks for the sugar in my coffee.
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The snow hasn't shown up yet, but we got enough rain that the creek's over the road. First time in two years.
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Morning everybody, love seeing a full moon.
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Got an oldie but goodie for ya's.
The scene is a village in Italy during WWII. There's three GIs resting up after helping take a town after a fierce battle. A Captain comes by and says, "There's a dead mule just down the road. I need you guys to bury it."
Grumblebitchmumble. They head toward where the Captain directed them and found the animal.
First GI says, "That captain is dumb as h ell. That ain't no mule, it's a donkey."
Second GI says, "You must be a city boy. That ain't no donkey, it's a jackass."
Third GI says, "All of ya are wrong. That's a burro."
A Chaplin is walking by while they're arguing. One of the GIs yells over and says, "Father, can you settle an argument for us? Captain says this critter is a mule, I think it's a donkey, Bill says it's a jackass, and Fernando says it's a burro."
Not wanting to take sides, the Chaplin says, "Well, according to the bible, it's an ass."
About that time, a Jeep full of WACs rounds the corner. One of the gals yells out, "Hey Joe! What are you doing, digging a foxhole?"
First GI says, "Not according to the bible!"
The scene is a village in Italy during WWII. There's three GIs resting up after helping take a town after a fierce battle. A Captain comes by and says, "There's a dead mule just down the road. I need you guys to bury it."
Grumblebitchmumble. They head toward where the Captain directed them and found the animal.
First GI says, "That captain is dumb as h ell. That ain't no mule, it's a donkey."
Second GI says, "You must be a city boy. That ain't no donkey, it's a jackass."
Third GI says, "All of ya are wrong. That's a burro."
A Chaplin is walking by while they're arguing. One of the GIs yells over and says, "Father, can you settle an argument for us? Captain says this critter is a mule, I think it's a donkey, Bill says it's a jackass, and Fernando says it's a burro."
Not wanting to take sides, the Chaplin says, "Well, according to the bible, it's an ass."
About that time, a Jeep full of WACs rounds the corner. One of the gals yells out, "Hey Joe! What are you doing, digging a foxhole?"
First GI says, "Not according to the bible!"
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I'm toasted again....free for all
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Morning you bunch of old farts. Time to get your head out of bed. Happy fry-day, now get tuned up for wake and bake.
I think we need an " intervention" for pute. I fear he is addicted to weed because....wait a minute, never mind.....
Bubba
