Got an oldie but goodie for ya's.
The scene is a village in Italy during WWII. There's three GIs resting up after helping take a town after a fierce battle. A Captain comes by and says, "There's a dead mule just down the road. I need you guys to bury it."
Grumblebitchmumble. They head toward where the Captain directed them and found the animal.
First GI says, "That captain is dumb as h ell. That ain't no mule, it's a donkey."
Second GI says, "You must be a city boy. That ain't no donkey, it's a *******."
Third GI says, "All of ya are wrong. That's a burro."
A Chaplin is walking by while they're arguing. One of the GIs yells over and says, "Father, can you settle an argument for us? Captain says this critter is a mule, I think it's a donkey, Bill says it's a *******, and Fernando says it's a burro."
Not wanting to take sides, the Chaplin says, "Well, according to the bible, it's an ***."
About that time, a Jeep full of WACs rounds the corner. One of the gals yells out, "Hey Joe! What are you doing, digging a foxhole?"
First GI says, "Not according to the bible!"