The Original Old Farts Club

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Walt's 1st Calculator
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My Rokudan (6th degree blackbelt) Kendo master also has a Godan (5th degree blackbelt) in abacus. You can do higher math on them.

Yopper is sick guys make sure you pray or whatever it is you do. This is his thread. He is an awesome brother. Hippie spoke to him and knows more about it. I'll let Hippie say whatever he feels is cool.

Pute his Covid has been taken care of. He has cancer. Like I said Hippie knows him much better and has actually talked to him. We all love Yopper. He has been around a long time.

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Do we know what kind of cancer?

2nd cup of coffee and first full bowl... Mannnnn, Them Marlboro lights are calling me.. I'm f'n fighting that stuff today.. Gosh their F'N nasty. Anybody.. Quitting Cocaine wasn't this hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commiseration brother! I did a couple decades ago and remember that it was tough. I used nicotine gum to taper off and firmly refused to smoke. When I found my mind dwelling on smoking, I acknowledged that was what was going on and changed the subject.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

hey before you go Boo , what do you think about these new coffee Shoppe uniforms?….

the girls want a change….

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All nice smiles, except for the one. I infer she wasn't as lucky last night.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

My Rokudan (6th degree blackbelt) Kendo master also has a Godan (5th degree blackbelt) in abacus. You can do higher math on them.





Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Do we know what kind of cancer?



Commiseration brother! I did a couple decades ago and remember that it was tough. I used nicotine gum to taper off and firmly refused to smoke. When I found my mind dwelling on smoking, I acknowledged that was what was going on and changed the subject.

The Sad part is They all know how bad and addictive smoking tobacco with the additives used yet due to the Big Tobacco Lobbyists paying the Gov Officials off to keep their Coffin Nails avail to the public all the time knowing how deadly they are.
Friggin CROOKS all of the *******s.

 

[user 60570]

good morning

trying to get these employees out of bed and in the Shoppe is a daunting task to say the least!…….pffffttttt!



mmmmmm , coffee

wanna snooze just a few more minutes?

go to work?…this is a joke , right?

oh please help me , this cup,is soooo heavy

im not going anywhere until I have another orgasmic experience

I am staying home today

Work?…….get the f outta here

im ready , let’s do it

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Even if you have never ridden a Scooter your still a Member of the Passion Pack

 

[ROSTERMAN]

good morning

trying to get these employees out of bed and in the Shoppe is a daunting task to say the least!…….pffffttttt!



mmmmmm , coffee

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wanna snooze just a few more minutes?


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go to work?…this is a joke , right?


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oh please help me , this cup,is soooo heavy

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im not going anywhere until I have another orgasmic experience

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I am staying home today

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Work?…….get the f outta here

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im ready , let’s do it

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Man it ain't easy be Beautiful

 

[ROSTERMAN]

good morning

trying to get these employees out of bed and in the Shoppe is a daunting task to say the least!…….pffffttttt!



mmmmmm , coffee

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wanna snooze just a few more minutes?


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go to work?…this is a joke , right?


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oh please help me , this cup,is soooo heavy

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im not going anywhere until I have another orgasmic experience

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I am staying home today

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Work?…….get the f outta here

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im ready , let’s do it

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[user 60570]

 

[pute]

They look to happy to be getting ready for work.

 

[Bubba]

Really? Meatloaf? Between my real work, Constantly keeping the humidifiers filled in the dry area, Running our last kid in the house to games and practice, Keeping up on the weather and checking in here - I don't get to see much news anymore and I think I am a lot happier. We were standing in line at the local box grocery store and one of the ladies mags had a big story about Willie Nelson passing on. Anyone who goes in the next day or 2 , to the grocery store can look. But, Willie still kickin. I honestly never cared for the music. I'd listen to it, the whole bases loaded song with who, Lita Ford, I don't mean any disrespect to anyone especially Meatloaf May he rest in peace he accomplished more in life than I can dream of. Great for him. I just never did... I honestly know just one or 2 people who don't care for the movie the Godfather. To each his own and hopefully his passing was peaceful and painless.

I understand the meatloaf thing, but the "Godfather?"

Bubba

 

[user 60570]

They look to happy to be getting ready for work.

that is because they were mugging it up for the camera

you should see what I have to deal with behind the scenes

 

[pute]

Better, I feel like that currently. Wake up!!!

 

[Unca Walt]

I still have a few. If a two dollar plumb bob says one thing, and your two thousand dollar laser says another, it's time to send the laser in for recalibration.
Spent many a day of my young life on the other end of a water level.

Yabbut, while a plumb bob will get you within a small area when surveying (*IF* you are really good), the system used today (watch it on Oak Island) will give you your location data to the dot in position AND height. In less than a second, ONE guy can do a better job than a team of surveyors could do in a full week of chaining.

LATE ADD: And the guy with the magic pole would be far more accurate than the best survey team's skillful efforts even when he was staggering, stinking drunk and up to his hairline in weed smoke.

I would have sold my sister into a Turkish brothel for what that guy uses. Us surveyors had to cut hundreds of yards through poison ivy to get a sight line for the transit (the guy with the fargin plumb bob.) BTDT came down with boils.

 

[Unca Walt]

I carried a 6" slide rule in my pocket until my first four function plus a constant handheld calculator in 1970. I still have it, a 12", and my E6-B circular flight slide rule

Known to old pilots (Himself included) as the "prayer wheel".

 

[Unca Walt]

to h View attachment 286544ell with those bitchez, I like 'em a little less bothered with garments...

HEY!! That's my sister!!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Known to old pilots (Himself included) as the "prayer wheel".

Dial a prayer, as it were....................

 

[Unca Walt]

My Rokudan (6th degree blackbelt) Kendo master also has a Godan (5th degree blackbelt) in abacus. You can do higher math on them.

My younger son, Puck (AKA: Todd) has a black belt in Kendo. Boogers! He was fast!

I loved to watch. Two guys looking like prehistoric Darth Vaders.

What a lotta folks dunno is that you haveta "call your shots" when you strike. And your targets were head, arm, belly. No call, no point.

Men (head) Doe (guts) Kote (wrist) IIRC...

 

[WeedHopper]

Really? Meatloaf? Between my real work, Constantly keeping the humidifiers filled in the dry area, Running our last kid in the house to games and practice, Keeping up on the weather and checking in here - I don't get to see much news anymore and I think I am a lot happier. We were standing in line at the local box grocery store and one of the ladies mags had a big story about Willie Nelson passing on. Anyone who goes in the next day or 2 , to the grocery store can look. But, Willie still kickin. I honestly never cared for the music. I'd listen to it, the whole bases loaded song with who, Lita Ford, I don't mean any disrespect to anyone especially Meatloaf May he rest in peace he accomplished more in life than I can dream of. Great for him. I just never did... I honestly know just one or 2 people who don't care for the movie the Godfather. To each his own and hopefully his passing was peaceful and painless.

I can't stand Willie Nelson,,never liked the no singing prick. His voice sucks big time, and he tried to fk Texas by voting for that coke head Beto.

 

[WeedHopper]

2nd cup of coffee and first full bowl... Mannnnn, Them Marlboro lights are calling me.. I'm f'n fighting that stuff today.. Gosh their F'N nasty. Anybody.. Quitting Cocaine wasn't this hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I quit smoking cold turkey after my open heart surgery. I can't stand the smell of those mother fkers anymore.

 

[ROSTERMAN]