The Original Old Farts Club

[user 60570]

what ‘Cho smoking’ Pute?

 

[boo]

I'm getting ready to smoke some of the gorilla breath, some of the small buds that fell off during trimming...I took a hit using a clean glass bong earlier, I believe this plant will be a keeper...girl crush hits 10 week tomorrow, I may have mistated that earlier...greasiest flower I have ever grown in a tent, and to think a 310 vertical CMH is all it had...

 

[pute]

what ‘Cho smoking’ Pute?

Don't remember....loaded my pipe right before passing out last night. Didn't even take one hit on it. But I'll be damned if I remember what is in it. Thinking either Lemon Betty or Gold Digger. What ever it is ......it works.

 

[stain]

 

[boo]

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[pute]

I now have to go to sleep thinking about that.

 

[Unca Walt]

be grateful you're not dealing with more serious shiit brother pute, caring for linda gave me a new distain for doctors...3.5 years of chemo and related poisons...

Oh, damn. Sorry, brother.

 

[Unca Walt]

They stood in front of a big mirror to make sure they got it right.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

You would think the brunet would have gotten it.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

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I did some research on this pic She is holding a pillow LOL

 

[ROSTERMAN]

OK I have a good device that cuts way down on consumption of toilet paper and I highly recommend it.
It's a Bidet that mounts on side of the bowl and can be fed with both hot and cold water for a warm wash stream.

Approx 130 bucks and lasts for yrs
@Hippie420 will LOVE This
But not a Joke Thing works great . even gets the stickers out if you get the stream gently up the shoot.

 

[user 60570]

some strays from the Shoppe

 

[joeb631]

Morning OFC. Been in the speed again Roster?

Mrs Pute has her second cataract surgery today. I will be spending most of my day assisting her.

Hope all goes well! Hope you look the same to your Mrs too!

 

[joeb631]

Pute it will be over before you know it. When I had my surgeries done on my eyes, it gave me 20/20 but now I can't see up close. I use reader until I order my glasses. And, I have to use a heating pad on my eyes daily, it does make your eyes feel good. Also stock up on the good eye drop. Wishing Mrs. Pute a fast recovery.

I dont know about surgery .Don't trust it. I was one day old and they did what they do to baby boys and I didnt walk for 13 months ...

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

now I want some Oklahoma sand plums….I sure miss them…persimmons too but they have to be tree ripe before I eat one

And growing wild in thickets like weeds in those rolling hills where I grew up. You wait until they are ugly to look at and squishy to hold before eating, but they are sweet and delightful. No so much green....................................................

Mrs Pute has her second cataract surgery today. I will be spending most of my day assisting her.

Prayers, good thoughts, and hugz to Mrs Pute and her doting husband! The statistics say it will bo well, but good idea not passing up the opportunity to rack up some "Oh, you are so sweet" brownie points to help both offsets any negative "churlish" points currently in arrears and set the stage for quid pro quo.

ya know , just my opinion , I do not agree with that report and here is why i know we are all different , different metabolism , different reactions I must be different because I have so much cannabis in my system after years and years of heavy smoking dabbing etc and I still got the China flu Wuhan boo hoo flu that is all

The study says the cannabinoids have to be in their acid form and smoking it or vaporizing would decarboxylate them. It has to be oral or suppositories.

I did some research on this pic She is holding a pillow LOL

I thought she was just trying to hide the fact she was holding the baby really low so that if it took a **** it wouldn't be in her lap.

OK I have a good device that cuts way down on consumption of toilet paper and I highly recommend it.
It's a Bidet that mounts on side of the bowl and can be fed with both hot and cold water for a warm wash stream.
View attachment 286171
Approx 130 bucks and lasts for yrs
@Hippie420 will LOVE This
But not a Joke Thing works great . even gets the stickers out if you get the stream gently up the shoot.

In my late 50's I suffered from anal pruritus until a stint in Tunisia where all the toilets had a bidet hose. My hotel room also had a separate full bidet with gold plated hot and cold fittings.

What I discovered is that if I gently wiped, throughly washed, and dried after going poo poo, that my anal pruritus miraculously went and stayed away.

I bought two for back home and have successfully used them ever since, sooooo let me suggest that a rigid design like that would get pretty messy before achieving what you can with a flexible hose.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I bought two for back home and have successfully used them ever since, sooooo let me suggest that a rigid design like that would get pretty messy before achieving what you can with a flexible hose.

GW The bidet has a control valve handle that controls the streams flow
I start off with the gentlest of wash water and then let her rip
And I do mean rip, water pressure will cut yaass if too powerful
But I don't have to tell an Engineer that.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

And as far as the itchy hole
The water wash get the last few particles up in mouth of anus that cause the itch mostly
I had something similar too.

 

[pute]

Morning

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

GW The bidet has a control valve handle that controls the streams flow I start off with the gentlest of wash water and then let her rip And I do mean rip, water pressure will cut yaass if too powerful But I don't have to tell an Engineer that.

I have a flow control on my bidet hose as well but don't turn it up high because it splashes from my butt and makes it through the crack between the seat and the porcelain bowl to make a wet mess on the floor.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

And as far as the itchy hole The water wash get the last few particles up in mouth of anus that cause the itch mostly I had something similar too.

Mostly remove the digestive enzymes from the parts of my butt that have a different kind of skin tissue than my protected colon and which I don't want digested.